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On our first date, all Anne wanted to talk about was Bob Feller, the new pitcher for the Cleveland Indians.


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But I never was a strikeout pitcher like Bob Feller or Dizzy Dean or Dazzy Vance.
CARL HUBBELL I talked to Bob Feller just a couple weeks ago about Hal. Feller had nothing but good things to say ...
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JOE TILLER What happened to Woody Guthrie, Bob?
BOB DYLAN It's nice to come into a town and be referred to as the manager of the Cleveland Indians instead of ...
FRANK ROBINSON I'm now the hitting the instructor with the Cleveland Indians.
EDDIE MURRAY I was in my late 20s, in the process of shaping my musical outlook and what I wanted it to be about,...
BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN I'm a huge Bob Hope fan, up until about the late '50s. I've seen so many of his movies u...
SCOTT AUKERMAN Forty-two years with the Cleveland Indians, and I'm going to steal you away.
CHARLIE MANUEL Cleveland is my hometown, and the Indians have a narrow but rich history.
FRED WILLARD Nothing that a bottle of Jack and a straight razor won't fix.
THE WEDDING DATE Add a few ingredients and maybe we can be the Cleveland Indians next year.
CARL CRAWFORD I don't care if we ever throw the ball. I'm Woody Hayes. I didn't realize that (we didn't complete a...
TOM LEWIS If Cleveland Indians' Wahoo is racist are not also Boston Celtics? naming a team for only part of th...
O ANNA NIEMUS Don't belive what others tell you. You belive in what you belive; there is nothing better.
LYNDA HERNANDEZ The soul that is within me no man can degrade.
FREDERICK DOUGLAS I'm a meathead. I can't help it, man. You've got smart people and you've got dumb people.
KEANU REEVES Seek always for the answer within. Be not influenced by those around you, by their thoughts or their...
EILEEN CADDY If thou canst walk on water, thou art no better than a straw. If thou canst fly in the air, thou art...
ANSARI No more duty can be urged upon those who are entering the great theater of life than simple loyalty ...
EDWIN HUBBEL CHAPIN Where talent is a dwarf, self-esteem is a giant. - Conceits and Caprices.
J. PETIT-SENN You can say that you dont care what anyone thinks about you, but in the end, its all that really mat...
TIFFANY GARLAND Because of what you have done the heavens have become a part of man's world. And as you talk to us f...
RICHARD MILHOUS NIXON I have never been contained except I made the prison.
MARY EVANS Though President Grover Cleveland declared Labor Day a national holiday in 1894, the occasion was fi...
BRENDAN I. KOERNER We wanted to be here for the first snow at our new house.
DICK COWAN Woody has been pitching better than Brian. We'll talk about it.
BRUCE BOCHY The Georges were fair; they left all to the Government; but Anne was very bad and a tyrant. She tyra...
LADY GREGORY There was a part of me that was so horny, I wanted to climb on top of Randall on the first date. But...
MEREDITH SCHORR When you're going to face the Cleveland Indians, you've got to bring your ace game. Freddy was not o...
OZZIE GUILLEN It's funny, because in 1970 I met the Beatles quite by a chance at a party. It was the Beethoven...
DANIEL BARENBOIM I was obsessed with the Canadian novel 'Anne of Green Gables'. I decided I was Anne of Green...
CHRISTINA HENDRICKS Our halftime talk was all about defense. We didn't even write anything on the board.
JENI HOPKINS When I was in Cleveland years and years ago, I went there with Jimmy Warfield (the Indians trainer) ...
SID MONGE This is obviously all orchestrated, ... They told us they had some new information they wanted our i...
ALAN FOREMAN Everything about Andrew was hot, from the hands holding him down to the mouth steadily taking Neil a...
NORA SAKAVIC If I am the new Bob Weiss, I am the new Bob Weiss without all the card tricks.
BRENDAN MALONE We don't need another Woody. Even Bob Dylan knew he couldn't be Woody Guthrie... I like Wood...
BUZZ OSBORNE It is only very foolish folk who talk sense all the time." - Anne Shirley
L.M. MONTGOMERY All of those stories about my interview-fear date from the beginning of the band. At the time of our...
BETH GIBBONS Ever since the first Princeton match in Hartford and with all the talk about Princeton down here, we...
PAUL ASSAIANTE The film industry is like Anne Robinson - always on the look-out for a new face.
JACK DEE Don't talk. Kill it."
That might be the sweetest thing a woman's ever said to me on a first dat...
RICHARD KADREY After a feller gits famous it don't take long fer some one t' bob up that used t' set by him at scho...
KIN HUBBARD When I was growing up, the first thing I wanted to be was a cowboy. That lasted till I was about ten...
JERRY SPINELLI It'll be a very Woody Allen kind of film covering three layers of characters: the Indians from India...
HARISH DAYANI There is a legitimate friendly concern that he doesn't stay on too long. I've heard the name Woody H...
CHARLES YESALIS First get the report to the members of the City Council, let them have time to read and digest it, a...
JOHN BINGHAM It was November--the month of crimson sunsets, parting birds, deep, sad hymns of the sea, passionate...
L.M. MONTGOMERY I don’t want sunbursts and marble halls. I just want you... We’ll just be happy, waiting and wor...
L.M. MONTGOMERY I first became interested in 'great moments' when I read about the famous Feller-to-Boudreau...
FRED WILLARD Some teams just have a certain team's number. Look at the Cleveland Indians last year. Tampa Bay cou...
ROY SOMMER The movie was the life story of baseball pitcher Grover Cleveland Alexander, who begin his professio...
RONALD REAGAN I do not want that our loyalty as Indians should be in the slightest way affected by any competitive...
B.R. AMBEDKAR We would always talk about that and say All That was the new Saturday Night Live.
NICK CANNON The reason I do what I do is because I was influenced by Steve Martin, by Woody Allen, by Bob Newhar...
ELLEN DEGENERES We were doing a benefit for this Spanish cause, the Spanish Loyalists who were fighting against Fran...
ALAN LOMAX On their first date, they drove to the top of Lookout Mountain. For years she kept the red hat she w...
KATHY HENDRICKS The bikers love it. When I had to cancel the first date, they said, 'Oh no! You got to do it! They a...
CATHY MELANSON I think it was our first complete game by a pitcher this season.
BILL SHAW Congratulations are in order for Woody Allen - he and Soon Yi have a brand new baby daughter. It'...
DAVID LETTERMAN It is unlikely that we will hit a home run anytime soon but if we are unable to get rid of offensive...
ADAM DODEK We played very good softball for the first five innings until we started giving them some runs. Give...
KATHY LEVANDOSKI I just wanted to be first. That's what it really was all about.
JAMEA JACKSON For the first case I did with Octone, 360 deals were not at all being talked about. And then for the...
ANITA ELBERSE Back in the early 30s, Woody and Lead Belly were musical cronies. At all the New York folk-song part...
ALAN LOMAX It was our first date. There was a carnival in town, and we went on the ferris wheel. I knew right t...
LEONE KRUTSINGER The future is uncertain, but that can be a good thing.
JENNIFER NIVEN Our New York office, ... went to all the major music cities and said, 'Do you want to show us?' Clev...
JENNY WILLIAMS I just always wanted to be a baseball announcer. I'm a huge Mets fan, and I wanted to be the nex...
LOGAN MARSHALL-GREEN I am really proud of our kids for coming out and getting our first win on our new field in style. It...
STEVE JENNINGS On my first trip to New York in the 1980s, the first place I wanted to visit was the Plaza Hotel, ho...
MARY KAY ANDREWS The new amounts are more realistic and should encourage new schools to open and expand choices for C...
CLINT BOLICK When we lived within six blocks, Aunt Sarah or Aunt Mary knew all about the boy who you were having ...
DR. JOYCE BROTHERS If you think there are no new frontiers, watch a boy ring the front doorbell on his first date.
OLIN MILLER I owe everything to Nirvana. But I can't let that overshadow the future. For the first few years...
DAVE GROHL We know what to expect from Woody. I love Woody. I still talk to Woody. But when I go out there to f...
ALBERT PUJOLS When you face the Cleveland Indians, you'd better bring your best game. When you face that kind of l...
OZZIE GUILLEN I saw stars like Helen Hayes, Maurice Evans, Tallulah Bankhead and Cornelia Otis Skinner. It was enc...
SADA THOMPSON When I moved to Cleveland, defense research was laying the foundations for the Internet. The Apollo ...
PETER THIEL It was so stupid. He's the first one to talk about it all the time in the briefings: You don't move ...
TIAGO MONTEIRO When a wisp of fog blew by her she laughed and reached out her hands to it. When the wind blew she t...
ELLIOT MABEUSE He tried to make it seem that he had stopped for some dirty talk and to savor the moment, but Anne k...
ELLIOT MABEUSE Our brand has always been very recognizable but sometimes change is a good thing. All of us at Cleve...
GREG HOPKINS [For an actor who was then living in New York, Daniels said, working on a Woody Allen movie was some...
JEFF DANIELS Thomas faked a late steal and the pitcher bit by throwing to first. It's actually a play we practice...
BRIAN AINSWORTH Dinner is a great first date. Don't believe that stuff about girls not wanting to eat on a first...
CARMEN ELECTRA The Anne Frank Story,?a new exhibit at Carnegie Visual Arts Center in Decatur, ?gives you a lot of b...
KATHY SILVESTRI The only person I really wanted to talk to about Augustus Waters's death was Augustus Waters.
JOHN GREEN I'd like to do Harvey again. I did it two years ago with Helen Hayes in New York. It was a joy. ...
JAMES STEWART We started chasing bad balls and not waiting for our pitch [later in the game]. It disturbs me when ...
CHARLIE MANUEL The bulkheads were close together, the ceilings low above their helmets. Not much space in there to ...
CHRISTINA ENGELA Every day is a new day for the intelligence people. I would say that we are probably a couple of yea...
PORTER GOSS First thing we wanted to do is get all the residents on the west side registered. There are so many ...
GREG HUDNALL We've all heard about how the Cleveland crowds used to be. Hopefully, they'll come back.
BEN BROUSSARD I wanted to get the first takedown, and I wanted to build on it. I don't think it was the wrestling ...
KYLE KISS Mother Nature continues in motion while your mind is segmented with probabilities. Remembering your ...
DEE-ANNE HAYES Our trade opens to all the world.
EZRA STILES In an era where it's all about the coach, Bob makes it all about the kids. If you didn't know he was...
FRAN FRASCHILLA He wanted to comply. He wanted to talk about the whole entire incident,
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