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In the courtroom, it's where a lawyer really becomes an actor. There's a very fine line between delivering a monologue in a play and delivering a monologue to a jury. I've always felt that way - I've been in a lot of courtrooms. The best lawyers are really theatrical.


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WOODY ALLEN I think being funny is not anyone's first choice.
WOODY ALLEN I'd call him a sadistic, hippophilic necrophile, but that would be beating a dead horse.
WOODY ALLEN I don't think my parents liked me. They put a live teddy bear in my crib.
WOODY ALLEN The most deceptive course in football is straight at the goalposts.
WOODY HAYES Who bothers to cook TV dinners? I suck them frozen.
WOODY ALLEN Nothing that comes easy is worth a dime.
WOODY HAYES My films are therapy for my debilitating depression. In institutions people weave baskets. I make fi...
WOODY ALLEN Nobody despises to lose more than I do. That's got me into trouble over the years, but it also m...
WOODY HAYES I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked into the soul of the bo...
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