I think being funny is not anyone's first choice.

To all the girls out there who think being funny is not sexy, you are wrong!

I'm good at being funny.

I want to tell you a terrific story about oral contraception. I asked this girl to sleep with me and she said 'No.'

All of us have moments in our lives that test our courage. Taking children into a house with a white carpet is one of them.

People want me to be funny all the time. They think I'm being funny no matter what I say or do and that's not the case.