I'm good at being funny.


Tom Stoppard

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I'm good at coming up with wacky characters and funny dialogue.
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I'm really not good at dressing up and being glamorous.
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I know my strong points: I work hard, I have talent, I'm funny, and I'm a good person.
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I'm just not very good at being happy all the time.
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I'm not good at being static. I have to be climbing a mountain.
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I'm not good at selling laptops. I'm good at selling ideas.
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I'm very realistic. I know my boundaries - I know what I'm good at and what I'm not good...
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I'm certainly not Tom Cruise or Brad Pitt.
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I'm more interested in being good than being famous.
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When I write, I'm not trying to be funny. It's the way I look at the world.
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I'm shocked at being recognized.
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I'm pretty good at weaseling my way into a job, even if I have no business being there.
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I don't need no stool and mike stand. I don't need all of that to be funny. I've been fu...
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I'm a classic example of all humorists - only funny when I'm working.
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I get asked, 'Who would you really like to work with?' I'm already working with them. Sm...
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I'm being a dad and a good husband.
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I'm not funny. What I am is brave.
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I'm a big Tom Hardy fan. He dresses pretty stylish, right?
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I'm looking forward to getting older. I look at people like Peter Gabriel and Sting and even Tom...
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I don't know. I think it's funny! I think it's funny! I go, what? It's so absurd. I&...
DANNY DEVITO
I'm not good at multitasking.
PATRICK CHAN
I'm good at reading people.
AL ALVAREZ
I'm good at picking friends.
HODA KOTB
I'm no good at anecdotes.
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I've got a sense of humor. I'm a funny guy.
DARYL HALL
I'm an old rock and roll buff. I love Bruce Springsteen and Tom Petty.
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I'm pretty good at sticking to what I know. You don't see me social commentating on health-c...
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Being Mormon is a big part of who I am, and I try very hard to live the right way, but I don't k...
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It's funny being the big news every day - and the good news every day.
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I'm really good at writing 'almost hits'.
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I'm not very good at strategizing.
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I'm dying for people to let me be funny!
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I'm a big fan of Bruce Springsteen and Tom Petty, they're my two favorites.
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Now go to sleep. I'll wake you up when I want you."

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The thing that's funny is that everyone thinks I'm dead.
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I'm not a chef. I haven't created any new technique in the kitchen. I'm not a rocket sci...
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Don't ask me who my favourite monster was because I'm sick of saying Tom Baker.
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I'm, like, super-clumsy and weird and funny and dorky.
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I'm not very good at going to parties and looking like I'm having fun.
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I'm a perfect example of the grumpy, old man. I'm really good at it.
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I'm odd looking. Sometimes I think I look like a funny muppet.
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I think I'm really good at forgetting about golf when I'm off the golf course.
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TOM STOPPARD
Love is - OK, it's 20 things, but it isn't 19. And I think that love reaches for something w...
TOM STOPPARD
As a writer, Harold has been unswerving for 50 years,
TOM STOPPARD
If you associate enough with older people who do enjoy their lives, who are not stored away in any g...
TOM STOPPARD
I don't do interviews under false pretenses.
TOM STOPPARD
Despite the digital age, there is a very large number of venues and spaces that are looking for play...
TOM STOPPARD
I'm not like some other writers: I have no actual urgent need or desire to add to what's wri...
TOM STOPPARD
I've voted in every election - not always for the same political party and never with any degree...
TOM STOPPARD
I'm vaguely embarrassed by myself sometimes.
TOM STOPPARD
As a playwright, you can cover a lot of waterfront without being able to hold your own against an ex...
TOM STOPPARD
I like dialogue that is slightly more brittle than life. I have always admired and wished to write o...
TOM STOPPARD
When I think of how things could have turned out, I feel as if I've dodged, not just bullets, bu...
TOM STOPPARD
I mean, if Beethoven had been killed in a plane crash at twenty-two, the history of music would have...
TOM STOPPARD
My scripts are possibly too talkative. Sometimes I watch a scene I've written, and occasionally ...
TOM STOPPARD
Nobody would be killed on the roads if the speed limit were 10 miles an hour.
TOM STOPPARD
There we were - demented children mincing about in clothes that no one ever wore, speaking as no man...
TOM STOPPARD
Theater in New York is nearer to the street. In London, you have to go deep into the building, usual...
TOM STOPPARD
I don't think falling in love in Slovakia is much different from falling in love in Tunbridge We...
TOM STOPPARD
GUIL: It [Hamlet's madness] really boils down to symptoms. Pregnant replies, mystic allusions, mista...
TOM STOPPARD
A man speaking sense to himself is no madder than a man speaking nonsense not to himself.
TOM STOPPARD
There are certain sorts of jokes which have only to do with the substitution of the unexpected word ...
TOM STOPPARD
Schepisi is the sort of director who could, would, and frequently did phone me whenever he came acro...
TOM STOPPARD
Directors sometimes have good ideas that I wished I'd had, not on rewriting but simply on stagin...
TOM STOPPARD
One of the reasons why there are so many versions of Chekhov is that translations date in a way that...
TOM STOPPARD
The fact is, I loved being English. I was very happy to be turned into an English schoolboy.
TOM STOPPARD
You end up going to school plays quite a bit as a parent, there are a lot of kids who are doing the ...
TOM STOPPARD
Free to move, speak, extemporize, and yet. We have not been cut loose. Our truancy is defined by on...
TOM STOPPARD
Let me get it straight. Your father was king. You were his only son. Your father dies. You are of ag...
TOM STOPPARD
As Socrates so philosophically put it, since we don't know what death is, it is illogical to fear it...
TOM STOPPARD
All your life you live so close to truth, it becomes a permanent blur in the corner of your eye, and...
TOM STOPPARD
We are tied down to a language which makes up in obscurity what it lacks in style.
TOM STOPPARD
Rosencrantz: I don't believe in it anyway.
Guildenstern: What?
Rosencrantz: England.
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TOM STOPPARD