The difference between sex and death is that with death you can do it alone and no one is going to make fun of you.

What do I dislike about death? Must be the hours.

There is a theory which states that if ever anybody discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory which states that this has already happened.

I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to find your way around Chinatown.

The universe really is accelerating. By using Chandra to study galaxy clusters, we have obtained strong new evidence for dark energy and clear and direct confirmation that the expansion of our universe is accelerating.

I work for a company that makes deceptively shallow serving dishes for Chinese restaurants