I don't think my parents liked me. They put a live teddy bear in my crib.

He was a big teddy bear.

All of us have moments in our lives that test our courage. Taking children into a house with a white carpet is one of them.

And my parents finally realize that I'm kidnapped and they snap into action immediately: They rent out my room.

I don't think my parents liked me. They put a live teddy bear in my crib.

If it could only be like this always – always summer, always alone, the fruit always ripe and Aloysius in a good temper...