I don't think my parents liked me. They put a live teddy bear in my crib.

My brain? That´s my second favourite organ.

I do not believe in an afterlife, although I am bringing a change of underwear

The talent for being happy is appreciating and liking what you have, instead of what you don't have.

The talent for being happy is appreciating and liking what you have, instead of what you don't have.

Side Effects Not only is there no God, but try getting a plumber on the weekend.