Side Effects Not only is there no God, but try getting a plumber on the weekend.

Believing would be easier if God would show himself by depositing a million dollars in a Swiss bank account in my name

believe it when I see it.

How to make God laugh: Tell him your future plans.

I don't think my parents liked me. They put a live teddy bear in my crib.

I do not believe in an afterlife, although I am bringing a change of underwear