My brain? That´s my second favourite organ.

I don't think my parents liked me. They put a live teddy bear in my crib.

Personally, I like two types of men--domestic and foreign.

I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick. Not wounded. Dead.

The talent for being happy is appreciating and liking what you have, instead of what you don't have.

The talent for being happy is appreciating and liking what you have, instead of what you don't have.