I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick. Not wounded. Dead.

My brain? That´s my second favourite organ.

The food here is terrible, and the portions are too small.

A lion and a lamb can lay toghether, but the lamb will get little sleep.

I am a better person when I have less on my plate.

The lion and the calf will lay down together, but the calf won't get much sleep.