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I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick. Not wounded. Dead.

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I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead -- not sick, not wounded -- dead.
WOODY ALLEN

I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead- not sick, not wounded - dead.
WOODY ALLEN

I want my food dead. Not sick, not dying, dead.
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If Woody Allen were a Muslim, he'd be dead by now.
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If Woody Allen were a Muslim, he'd be dead by now.
SALMAN RUSHDIE Thanx for all you did and said, i'm so grateful dad's not dead
VICTORIA WOOD I think Woody Allen is Woody Allen, and no matter where he goes he still makes his Woody Allen films...
ABBAS KIAROSTAMI Leopards do that sometimes. They eat away the dead tissue if wounded seriously.
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Do not mourn the dead with the belly
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I cry for those not yet dead.
FRANK HERBERT I'm not dead. I mean, I may be getting older, but I'm not dead!
SHERYL CROW

My name is Katniss Everdeen.
Why am I not dead?
I should be dead.
SUZANNE COLLINS The priests shall not eat of any thing that is dead of itself, or torn, whether it be fowl or beast.
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One of my biggest fears is that I'm going to die alone in my home, and my cats will eat me because I...
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Dishonor will not trouble me, once I am dead.
EURIPIDES Walking out into the night with a water fey was all kinds of stupid. Heck, Kelpies eat people. They ...
E.J. STEVENS

Is he dead?" he inquired. "He looks dead."
"No," snapped Maryse. "He's not dead."
"Have ...
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Yeah I flirt, I'm not blind and I'm not dead!
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Do not attempt to confute a lion after he's dead
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When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick.
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I needed not to be dead when I agreed.”
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