Who bothers to cook TV dinners? I suck them frozen.

In California, they don't throw their garbage away - they make it into TV shows.

Every Sunday he would cook big dinners at his house. He was such a storyteller. And I never saw him show a temper toward anybody.

I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to find your way around Chinatown.

Comedy just pokes at problems, rarely confronts them squarely. Drama is like a plate of meat and potatoes, comedy is rather the dessert, a bit like meringue.

If it weren't for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of television, we'd still be eating frozen radio dinners.