Sex is like air; it's not important unless you aren't getting any

Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer sex raises some pretty good questions

A woman's appetite is twice that of a man's; her sexual desire, four times; her intelligence, eight times

Sex is the most fun you can have without laughing.

Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions.

Is sex dirty? Only when it's being done right.