After a feller gits famous it don't take long fer some one t' bob up that used t' set by him at school

After a fellow gets famous it doesn't take long for someone to bob up that used to sit by him in school

The' feller that sets on a store box with his mouth full of scrap terbacker while his wife is at home sewing' fer a living' knows jist exactly how t' regulate the railroads

Th' first one t' ketch a circus in a lie is a boy

A grouch escapes so many little annoyances that it almost pays to be one

We had it set that way, but we went away from it. The Salem ADs talked Bob and I out of it because they did it and their crowd got up and left (after the boys' game). Some parents will leave no matter what, but they said the students got up and left.