Th' first one t' ketch a circus in a lie is a boy

There is nothing so aggravating as a fresh boy who is too old to ignore and too young to kick

There is nothing so aggravating as a fresh boy who is too old to ignore and too young to kick.

A grouch escapes so many little annoyances that it almost pays to be one

After a feller gits famous it don't take long fer some one t' bob up that used t' set by him at school

Another bad thing about "prosperity" is that you can't jingle any money without bein' under suspicion