Growing up is amazing, until you get old!

You know the speed of light; so what is the speed of dark?

You're born free, then you're taxed to death.

The decision to decide is a decision in itself.

One small decision can change your life! That's why I always let someone else make my decisions, that way if something goes wrong I have somebody to blame other than myself.

If I don't log into Facebook two days in a row, call the police, someone must've kidnapped me!