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It's nice that it did happen again. Anytime you win is a validation for why you're out here.


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BRETT BASANEZ It is a lie.
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DONNY DANIELS We did a nice job tonight and it is always nice to win your first game of the district tournament.
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DAVID ATTA (A.K.A DAVIED ATTLARS & MR DAIN) It is what it is, it is what you make it.
JAMES DURBIN It was a nice win for us. It doesn't happen very often where we win all of the varsity and junior va...
DONALYN WOESTE The offense did a great job today and gave us 20 points, and anytime we get that we should win.
ANDRA DAVIS Anytime you win, you hear about the old school pride. That's really all it is -- winning.
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C.J. WILSON I like it here in Austin. Anybody got a room?
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KENDARE BLAKE I never thought I could win again here on such a difficult course, which is why it means so much to ...
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CLIFTON LEE Anytime a team wins a championship, we as coaches are ecstatic. We've been working for a few years t...
WAYNE NORTON A little bit! To try your best is the first thing, and I did do that. There was a little bit of bad ...
ALLAN DAVIS Anytime you can beat a team of that tradition (AC) it's a pretty good win.
JOSH DOMMER It got me to think. It did. It could really happen again.
BOB BROOKS It was a total and complete shock. You don't expect that. Not here its really quiet out here.
FAITH THORNTON I'm really speechless. Coming in here, I wasn't expecting to win. I did have a nice practice session...
CHARLIE WI Anytime you can get a win against Morris, it's big. We had our chances yesterday and didn't get the ...
COLE TYRELL It would be nice to get a win to completely lift the confidence, and anything can happen from there.
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TERRY FRANCONA It was a nice win for us.
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BRENDA COLDREN Why did you come here?
To find you.
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THAI LAN NGUYEN What can I say? Anytime you win it feels good. I'm proud of the girls for hanging in there.
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MERCEDES LACKEY Our free throw shooting almost cost us the game, but it is good to get out of here with a win tonigh...
CAROL SIMS It was something we didn't even know existed. It certainly was exciting for us. It's good to win for...
JOHN CASSIDY It was a good win against a good team, especially when you can get a win on the road. Memphis has be...
GREGG POPOVICH Anytime you go into [a tournament] you want to win it, but we beat a lot of quality teams.
GEORGE BERGMAN We know what it felt like to lose up here. We didn't want that to happen again.
BRITTANY ROGERS We were a little aggravated, for lack of a better word, for what happened in game two. We kind of to...
DAVID REHR Anytime you get the whole team together, good things happen.
MARK MADSEN Our goal was to hold them to under 40 points for the game, so we're happy we were able to do that. I...
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CASEY KORKUS You know, I used to say what the heck, I didn't choose to come into this life, so why am I here. But...
ELIZABETH A. WILLIAMS No matter where you go, or where you have been, its always nice to be home again.
HANS L WENDLAND It was nice to win coming out of the Christmas break. We did some nice things getting it inside on t...
BRAD PODEVELS I thought the girls did a nice job of dealing with some adversity. We did a nice job rallying to win...
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DIONNY REYNOLDS It was a long day. It's nice to do that, to get us a victory in that heat. It was a nice win for us.
XAVIER NADY You have to make it happen.
DENIS DIDEROT It's nice to win. I'll never win again. I may have to take up golf - take on Tiger.
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ED TORRES Anytime you've played in a place and you get a win against your old team, it feels good.
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Because, she said.
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BRYAN MCCANN I did survive. I still am. And it won't happen again.
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