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Any eyes on me - a late-night street sweeper, some dude texting in his parked car, the homeless guy talking to himself - make me feel uncomfortable when I skate. Everyone expects me to do certain things.


Rodney Mullen

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RODNEY DANGERFIELD My wife's jealousy is getting ridiculous. The other day she looked at my calendar and wanted to know...
RODNEY DANGERFIELD If it weren't for pickpockets, I'd have no sex life at all.
RODNEY DANGERFIELD The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot ...
RODNEY DANGERFIELD I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met ...
RODNEY DANGERFIELD If beauty is in the eye of the beholder, so is ugliness
RODNEY DANGERFIELD I'm so ugly - My father carries around a picture of the kid who came with his wallet
RODNEY DANGERFIELD My wife's jealousy is getting ridiculous. The other day she looked at my calendar and wanted to kn...
RODNEY DANGERFIELD I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out.
RODNEY DANGERFIELD If you make your robot look exactly like Albert Einstein, then the robot better be as smart as Einst...
RODNEY BROOKS Many people who say they have no religion are simply saying they have no official religious affiliat...
RODNEY STARK There have been some management issues with Amtrak, but I think they have cleaned up their act.
RODNEY FRELINGHUYSEN I have been pleased to receive petitions from groups that seek a range of new gun control measures a...
RODNEY FRELINGHUYSEN I am so excited this year getting to play the 85th Anniversary Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade. E...
RODNEY ATKINS Waking up sober is a good day. I love being able to wake up and do positive things, to go to the gym...
RODNEY KING I'm at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life. In fact, I've just had a mi...
RODNEY DANGERFIELD A girl phoned me the other day and said... 'Come on over, there's nobody home.' I went o...
RODNEY DANGERFIELD My mother had morning sickness after I was born.
RODNEY DANGERFIELD When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up.
RODNEY DANGERFIELD I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my finger to my father. He said he want...
RODNEY DANGERFIELD When I was born I was so ugly the doctor slapped my mother.
RODNEY DANGERFIELD I looked up my family tree and found three dogs using it.
RODNEY DANGERFIELD Some dog I got too. We call him Egypt. Because in every room he leaves a pyramid.
RODNEY DANGERFIELD Whatever solutions there are for flood control need to be bipartisan.
RODNEY FRELINGHUYSEN My uncle's dying wish - he wanted me on his lap. He was in the electric chair.
RODNEY DANGERFIELD My wife wants sex in the back of the car and she wants me to drive.
RODNEY DANGERFIELD With my wife I don't get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to 'the best woman a man...
RODNEY DANGERFIELD In the future, I'm sure there will be a lot more robots in every aspect of life. If you told peo...
RODNEY BROOKS Veterans are a symbol of what makes our nation great, and we must never forget all they have done to...
RODNEY FRELINGHUYSEN My wife is always trying to get rid of me. The other day she told me to put the garbage out. I said ...
RODNEY DANGERFIELD Kids today know way more than you think they do, with the Internet and 500 TV channels.
RODNEY CARRINGTON Some residents, I suspect, may be politically motivated in suggesting that having two members of Con...
RODNEY FRELINGHUYSEN The more members of the clergy that are out there working to expand their congregations, the more pe...
RODNEY STARK I came from a real tough neighborhood. I put my hand in some cement and felt another hand.
RODNEY DANGERFIELD I have good looking kids. Thank goodness my wife cheats on me.
RODNEY DANGERFIELD Leading Christian theologians such as Augustine and Aquinas were not what today might be called '...
RODNEY STARK