When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up.

I was so poor growing up - if I wasn't a boy - I'd have had nothing to play with

I looked up my family tree and found out I was the sap.

I looked up my family tree and found three dogs using it.

I met the surgeon general - he offered me a cigarette.

My wife wants sex in the back of the car and she wants me to drive.