I looked up my family tree and found three dogs using it.

I looked up my family tree and found out I was the sap.

I found there was only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people.

My wife's jealousy is getting ridiculous. The other day she looked at my calendar and wanted to know who May was.

I was so poor growing up - if I wasn't a boy - I'd have had nothing to play with

When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up.