My uncle's dying wish - he wanted me on his lap. He was in the electric chair.

My uncle's dying wish - he wanted me on his lap. He was in the electric chair.

I met the surgeon general - he offered me a cigarette.

I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet.

I told my dentist my teeth are going yellow. he told me to wear a brown tie.

I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof.