Laughing at ourselves is possible when we are able to see humanity as it is - a little lower than the angels and at times only slightly higher than the apes

If I ever stop laughing, I'm dead.

[The audience reacted in stages, like a rocket.] There was stunned silence, laughter, then unbelievable clapping, ... I'm not even sure people heard the money part. They just heard the name Warriors.

Happy marriages begin when we marry the ones we love, and they blossom when we love the ones we marry.

We could form a citizens' patrol and wear identifying jackets. Just our presence watching what's going on would help.

I had friends who co-produced the national tour and lost their shirts.