If I ever stop laughing, I'm dead.

[The audience reacted in stages, like a rocket.] There was stunned silence, laughter, then unbelievable clapping, ... I'm not even sure people heard the money part. They just heard the name Warriors.

Laughing at ourselves is possible when we are able to see humanity as it is - a little lower than the angels and at times only slightly higher than the apes

Why do an infinite number of monkeys always want to type "Hamlet"? What's wrong with "Macbeth"? Why not something by Dickens or Poe?

The McLain Festival always draws a good, solid crowd of music enthusiasts, and they're a real pleasure to play for. ... We're always happy to perform there.

Laughter is involuntary. If it's funny you laugh.