I came from a real tough neighborhood. I put my hand in some cement and felt another hand.

My father carries around the picture of the kid who came with his wallet.

It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass.

It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass.

This morning when I put on my underwear I could hear the fruit-of-the-loom guys laughing at me.

When I came into the gym, I wasn't just some guy. I was a two-time Olympian.