Some dog I got too. We call him Egypt. Because in every room he leaves a pyramid.

What a kid I got, I told him about the birds and the bee and he told me about the butcher and my wife.

What a dog I got, his favorite bone is in my arm.

My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugly too.

It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass.

It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass.