What a dog I got, his favorite bone is in my arm.

Some dog I got too. We call him Egypt. Because in every room he leaves a pyramid.

It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass.

It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass.

My wife can't cook at all. She made chocolate mousse. An antler got stuck in my throat.

My father carries around the picture of the kid who came with his wallet.