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My wife is always trying to get rid of me. The other day she told me to put the garbage out. I said to her I already did. She told me to go and keep an eye on it.
Rodney Dangerfield
Always
Day
Did
Eye
Garbage
Get
Go
Her
Keep
Me
Other
Out
Put
Rid
Said
She
Trying
Wife
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