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What is my loftiest ambition? I've always wanted to throw an egg at an electric fan.


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What is my loftiest ambition? I've always wanted to throw an egg at an electric fan.
OLIVER HERFORD What is my loftiest ambition? I've always wanted to throw an egg at an electric fan.
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