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An electric guitar is a gay version of an electric bass.


Elisa Berenguel

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EDITH SITWELL I am an unpopular electric eel in a pool of catfish.
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EUGENE CHADBOURNE I've always loved the electric guitar: to hold it and work it and hear what it does is unreal.
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ANONYMOUS What is my loftiest ambition? I've always wanted to throw an egg at an electric fan.
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HOWARD HENDRICKS Some people expect the door of opportunity to be opened with an electric eye.
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TOM PETTY The wheel… is an extension of the foot.
The book… is an extension of the eye…
Cloth...
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GEORGE CLOONEY I'm glad to see that BMW is bringing an electric car to market. That's cool.
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ANDREA GAMBOTTO Please, Percy...change your clothes. You smell like you've been run over by an electric horse.
RICK RIORDAN I said if they couldn't give me anything else to give me an electric pencil sharpener.
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EUGENE CHADBOURNE The pool was steaming in the cold night air, and an electric light glowed under the water.
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EARL KLUGH We developed our own type of Igudesman and Joo electric violin, let's say, and funny enough, the...
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KEITH RICHARDS I drive a hybrid, moving into an electric car. I only drink tap water, never consume food that's...
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GEORGE BENSON To speak, therefore, of an electric current in the nerves, is to use quite as symbolic an expression...
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WOODY ALLEN A street full of electric light is a sign of civic failure and is an insulting injury to the soul. S...
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THOMAS FLAJNIK - ANTICHIMERAPODAL SEO is DEAD in the eyes of the people who know LESS about it.
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ROSS LYNCH I am not eccentric. It's just that I am more alive than most people. I am an unpopular electric eel ...
EDITH SITWELL I am not eccentric. It's just that I am more alive than most people. I am an unpopular electric eel ...
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