What is my loftiest ambition? I've always wanted to throw an egg at an electric fan.

The Irish gave the bagpipes to the Scotts as a joke, but the Scotts haven't seen the joke yet.

Cat: a pygmy lion who loves mice, hates dogs, and patronizes human beings

What is my loftiest ambition? I've always wanted to throw an egg at an electric fan.

The bubble winked at me and said,'You'll miss me brother, when you're dead'.

A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's: She changes it more often.