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In necessary things, unity; in doubtful things, liberty; in all things, charity.
ANNE BAXTER In necessary things, unity; in doubtful things, liberty; in all things, charity.
ANNE BAXTER In necessary things, unity; in doubtful things, liberty; in all things, charity.
RICHARD BAXTER Unity in things Necessary, Liberty in things Unnecessary, and Charity in all
RICHARD BAXTER In things essential, unity; in doubtful, liberty; in all things,
charity.
[Lat., In necessasariis...
THOMAS A KEMPIS In essentials, unity; in differences, liberty; in all things, charity.
PHILIPP MELANCHTHON In essentials, unity; in nonessentials, liberty; in all things, charity.
MELANCHTHON In essentials, unity; in non-essentials, liberty; in all things, charity.
AUGUSTINE OF HIPPO In essentials, unity; in non-essentials, liberty; in all things, charity.
RUPERTUS MELDENIUS The best things in life such as love, laughter, sincere friendship, loyalty and compassion, are free...
CHANDRABABU V.S. The important things in life are the other souls that intertwine with your own. The hearts that beat...
SHELLI THOMPSON They seemed so united that I loved them as one person." Lee wrote of his son and daughter-in-law on ...
ROBERT E. LEE All the things that are in the past are in the past.
PABLO SANDOVAL Wealth and dominion fade into the mass
Of the great sea of human right and wrong,
When onc...
PERCY BYSSHE SHELLEY Jab Uska Janam Hota Hai Or Wo Is Duniyaa Me Aata Hai
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ASHUTOSH CHAUDHARY I stand alone, you stand alone, but together, we are united.
JAIME CONTRERAS Everything in moderation.
GIADA DE LAURENTIIS I take as my guide the hope of a saint: in crucial things, unity. . in important things, diversity...
GEORGE BUSH I take as my guide the hope of a saint: in crucial things, unity... in important things, diversity.....
GEORGE BUSH I take as my guide the hope of a saint: in crucial things, unity. . . in important things, diversit...
GEORGE BUSH I take as my guide the hope of a saint: in crucial things, unity. . . in important things, diversi...
GEORGE BUSH I take as my guide the hope of a saint: in crucial things, unity; in important things, diversity; in...
GEORGE BUSH In doubtful matters boldness is everything.
UNKNOWN There were so many things I couldn't do when my brother-in-law was president.
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ALICE IN WONDERLAND We're all mad here.
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ALICE IN WONDERLAND The Mad Hatter: Have I gone mad?
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- LAWYERS (IN GENERAL...) Spin City.
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ALLY CONDIE Equality is the soul of liberty; there is, in fact, no liberty without it.
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R. ALAN WOODS Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things.
KEANU REEVES Lady Kingsley, when you read this, do attempt to keep an open mind.”
“I will if you w...
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COUNTEE CULLEN Today, most believers are segregated and isolated in their church or in their home. If believers acc...
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SUSAN EE It's a physical sickness. Étienne. How much I love him.
I love Étienne.
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WILL SHORTZ In business, three things are necessary: knowledge, temper, and time
OWEN FELLTHAM There is no salvation in becoming adapted to a world which is crazy
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RADITYA DIKA A Nationalist is a defeated Republican.
BRIAN My own dim life should teach me this,
That life shall live for evermore,
Else earth is dar...
ALFRED TENNYSON He wanted more than anything, to walk over the bridge. To just leave Oyster Point and go to college ...
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L.M. MONTGOMERY All believers are members of the same body and should be viewed and treated that way.
HENRY HON I believe in doing the right things; that is my character and personality.
GIANLUIGI BUFFON The personal things should be left out of, in my opinion, out of platforms and conventions.
BARBARA BUSH Liberty is being free from the things we don't like in order to be slaves of the things we do like.
ERNEST BENN You wait and wait, you get used to waiting. But when your time comes, you must not miss it.
CHLOE THURLOW If you cannot see it, you will not be it
AKOSUA DARDAINE EDWARDS But you don't have to fit in to be okay. Believe me! I am the not-fitting-in world expert. I have ANNE NESBET Real beauty has no boundaries’.
PRAJAKTA MHADNAK He imagines a necessary joy in things that must fly to eat.
WENDELL BERRY From of old the things that have acquired unity are these: Heaven by unity has become clear; Earth b...
LAO TZU Our Body function in unity,to get things done.The body of the world, should learn from our body.
PETER IRABOR 2010 Bank holidays are the most important public holidays and are observed across the different coun...
RAHUL KUMAR But speak thou the things which become sound doctrine: / That the aged men be sober, grave, temperat...
BIBLE I'm not a quitter. I believe in following things through.
KAREN O I believe in tackling things you're afraid of.
HANNAH STORM ... what kind of life do we live if we let fear break us down? The truth is there will be tough time...
CHRISTENE HOUSTON Being honest may not get you a lot of friends but it’ll always get you the right ones.
JOHN LENNON Realize the joy there is in trying to accomplish the impossible.
MANI S. SIVASUBRAMANIAN I believe in most of the things Republicans stand for.
CHARLES EVERS Everything had to be done in-between Stones time.
BILL WYMAN This instant is the only time there is.
A COURSE IN MIRACLES I am never upset for the reason I think.
A COURSE IN MIRACLES Perception is a mirror not a fact. And what I look on is my state of mind, reflected outward.
A COURSE IN MIRACLES Teach only love for that is what you are.
A COURSE IN MIRACLES Nothing real can be threatened. Nothing unreal exists. Herein lies the peace of God.
A COURSE IN MIRACLES Only my condemnation injures me.
A COURSE IN MIRACLES I can elect to change all thoughts that hurt.
A COURSE IN MIRACLES Seek not to change the world, but choose to change your mind about the world.
A COURSE IN MIRACLES Only your mind can produce fear.
A COURSE IN MIRACLES
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