Gosh, you were so good. Maybe Bill (Clinton) could take a couple of days off, and you could fill in for him.

Walter: Marriage is hard enough without bringing such low expectations into it.

I've probably gone as far as I can with that particular genre,

Sam Baldwin: [looking at a photograph] She looks like my third grade teacher, and I hated my third grade teacher...... wait a minute, she IS my third grade teacher!

I don't even know him...I'm harvesting all these fantasies about some man I've never even met...who lives in Seattle.

Bill Clinton is not my commander-in-chief.