Sam Baldwin: [looking at a photograph] She looks like my third grade teacher, and I hated my third grade teacher...... wait a minute, she IS my third grade teacher!

Walter: Marriage is hard enough without bringing such low expectations into it.

I've probably gone as far as I can with that particular genre,

Gosh, you were so good. Maybe Bill (Clinton) could take a couple of days off, and you could fill in for him.

I don't even know him...I'm harvesting all these fantasies about some man I've never even met...who lives in Seattle.

My third-grade teacher hung my dinosaur paintings behind her desk and it was all over from there. I've really been painting pretty seriously for the past 15 years and just in the past two years started to exhibit pretty seriously.