Alice: It would be so nice if something made sense for a change.

Mad Hatter: No wonder you're late. Why, this watch is exactly two days slow.

I have heard there are troubles of more than one kind. Some come from ahead and some come from behind. But I've bought a big bat. I'm all ready you see. Now my troubles are going to have troubles with me!

"I'm sorry to say
so but, sadly it's true
that bang-ups and hang-ups
can happen to you"

"All alone!
Whether you like it or not,
alone is something you'll
be quite a lot"

"I'm afraid sometimes
you'll play lonely games too,
games you can't win
because you'll play against you"