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Never argue with a fool. Someone watching may not be able to tell the difference.


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DAVID J. HENDERHAN Never argue with a fool, people might not know the difference.
ANONYMOUS Never argue with a fool. Listeners can't tell which is which.
UNKNOWN I would not be able to tell the difference.
JOYCE DAWLEY You may be able to fool the voters, but not the atmosphere.
DONELLA MEADOWS One never needs their humor as much a when they argue with a fool.
CHINESE PROVERB One never needs their humor as much a when they argue with a fool.
CHINESE PROVERBS If you argue with a fool, you become a fool.
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If she had not a spirit to resist.
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“He ...
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GENA SHOWALTER He always hated that hed never be able to donate blood for someone else,
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UNKNOWN Never deprive someone of hope; it may be all they have.
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