A man may be a fool and not know it, but not if he is married.

Before a man speaks it is always safe to assume that he is a fool. After he speaks, it is seldom necessary to assume it.

Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn't they'd be married too.

No matter how happily a woman may be married, it always pleases her to discover that there is a nice man who wishes that she were not.

Every decent man is ashamed of the government he lives under.

It is hard for the ape to believe he descended from man.