Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn't they'd be married too.

Bachelors have consciences, married men have wives.

Though bachelors be the strongest stakes, married men are the best binders, in the hedge of the commonwealth.

A man may be a fool and not know it, but not if he is married.

On one issue, at least, men and women agree; they both distrust women.

I don't sleep with happily married men.