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KARTOHOMEINDIA1 I have a little kitchen office at home, where I do all my kids' stuff.
KATEY SAGAL It's in their modest home. You go into their kitchen and serve yourself. It's all homemade. It's aut...
GRAHAM SPANIER Welcome to Telepathics Anonymous. Don’t bother introducing yourself.
BAUVARD I'm a freak of neat. The kitchen has to be clean.
GEOFFREY ZAKARIAN The place I like best in this world is the kitchen. No matter where it is, no matter what kind, if i...
BANANA YOSHIMOTO Oh Angus,” she moaned. “Can’t you just use your…you know…your powers to clean this up?” ...
ELLIOT MABEUSE He sits at the kitchen table, which is the only authentic way to touch down at home in Queens.
FRANCIS X. CLINES The only way to come to know where you are is to begin to make yourself at home.
GEORGE MACDONALD wasting what little breath he did have laughing at himself. Because sometimes, that’s all you coul...
KELLEY ARMSTRONG I would take my kitchen apart. I would completely clean the stove and refrigerator, and take the dis...
RUTH GLAZIER They wanted a contemporary kitchen. She wanted a lot of white. She likes everything to be very clean...
HEATHER FAULDING If you eat in the kitchen, your room is always clean, and you go to sleep at 9 o'clock, it means you...
ANONYMOUS Lucy settled into August's kitchen as if they were a family.
SUSAN RICHARDS SHREVE Everything must have a home, and that's especially important in a small kitchen where space is at a ...
BARRY IZSAK My mother was predominately a stay-at-home mom.
ANDREW RANNELLS Good food and a warm kitchen are what makes a house a home. I always tried to make my home like my m...
RACHAEL RAY normal person's weekly chore list:
1. clean kitchen.
2. clean bathroom.
3. clean enti...
DAVE BARRY Clean living keeps me in shape. Righteous thoughts are my secret. And New Orleans home cooking.
FATS DOMINO Even in the busiest kitchen, there's always a point at the end of the day when you go home.
YOTAM OTTOLENGHI I think I would make a lousy stay-at-home mom. It just wouldn't suit me.
CLAIRE DANES Graffiti is a pathetic attempt at anonymous recognition.
DALE ADAMS If my kid couldn't draw I'd make sure that my kitchen magnets didn't work.
MITCH HEDBERG yourself lucky.” He smiled. I grabbed some clean
JOHN GREEN Clean your finger before you point at my spots.
BENJAMIN FRANKLIN Clean your finger before you point at my spots
BENJAMIN FRANKLIN A stay-at-home mom is a working mom. Being a stay-at-home mom is a job.
COBIE SMULDERS Usually, when we talk online at home, Matthew sits in a kitchen chair. For this, I told him he shoul...
LAUREN TRACZYKOWSKI There's no way to be a Christian at home by yourself.
SARA MILES After five minutes of that Memphis game, ... I shut the VCR off, walked out into the kitchen, got a ...
BO RYAN I really loved my home. That's where you come to sit and enjoy yourself, find peace of mind. Now jus...
DARREN NORWOOD Live like you want, not how others want you to live.
ANONYMOUS The best perk of my job is getting to take products home. I mean, my bathroom looks like Sephora; li...
EVA CHEN I won't say we are completely comfortable with it. We (the board) are mostly stay-at-home moms runni...
BRENDA FRITZ As bad as it is right now, that's still our home. And like anybody who loses their home, you want to...
LUANA FROISETH Yet the best determining factor of how comfortable we are with ourselves, is our ability to laugh at...
WES ADAMSON It would require a singularly stupid man to go hang around in narrow tunnels and cramped spaces alon...
JIM BUTCHER This is like a big home kitchen. It's a labor of love, not business.
AMOD CHOPRA In my home state of Maine, we've seen out-of-state groups with anonymous donors spend millions o...
CHELLIE PINGREE I'm so happy and thankful I made it a point be a stay-at-home mom.
CANDACE CAMERON BURE My house is very traditional. And I love 'shabby chic.' It's a very homey-cosy vibe. We ...
BRITNEY SPEARS I would love to make my music and be completely anonymous, but that doesn't work. You can't ...
SARAH MCLACHLAN Most people come because they want to have a home-cooked meal but they don't have time to prepare it...
DAWN BROWN Instead of going out to dinner, buy good food. Cooking at home shows such affection. In a bad econom...
INA GARTEN If you take on the martyr/entitlement role, two things are definitely going to happen: you’ll be a...
LAURA SCHLESSINGER You should always carry string, according to my archaeologist father, because then you could at leas...
TED DANSON The interior is spectacular. The kitchen and baths have been beautifully redone. To my taste, this h...
KATHY SHINKLE At 62, I remain clean and sober and my ponytail remains erect.
TED NUGENT I like to have friends in the kitchen and make a big mess and use every pot in the kitchen.
TED ALLEN Practice being at home with yourself, as you step out to be with others.
MARCIA WIEDER I have a really great family, and when I'm not filming, I go home and walk the dogs, take out th...
ABIGAIL BRESLIN I will do crazy skincare things in the kitchen... I love coconut oil, so if I come home at night fee...
SUKI WATERHOUSE We see a commercial kitchen in here, working with local chefs, or private out-of-town chefs, showing...
CONNIE KENNEDY Life is like a mess you do outside but still clean home
XAINEE It's still the same. I haven't gotten the paperwork unless it's at home. I'm just going to go home a...
KO SIMPSON I believe that the ability to laugh at oneself is fundamental to the resiliency of the human spirit.
JILL CONNER BROWNE In future, you'll laugh at yourself on some things you do now.
TOBA BETA ...definitely believe that, there's got to be a spark to a place...to make it feel like a home...
ISABELLA KOLDRAS, POEM MY HOME. Alcohol is good at disinfecting things
It can clean a surface or erase memories
RICHARD L. RATLIFF You make me wanna la-la, ... make la-la in the kitchen on the floor.
ASHLEE SIMPSON My favorite room in the house is my kitchen. It's definitely the heart and soul of our home. It&...
KIMBERLY SCHLAPMAN I grew up in a modern home, but my grandmother lived across the street in an old house that was buil...
LAURA ESQUIVEL At work, you think of the children you have left at home. At home, you think of the work you've left...
GOLDA MEIR The heart of the home beats in the kitchen and a healthy one beats three times a day
BANGAMBIKI HABYARIMANA My mother was a working woman, and I was alone a lot. So I wanted to be a stay-at-home mom.
DONNA KARAN My name is Kevin James Breaux and I am an author. Why does that always sound like I am introducing m...
KEVIN JAMES BREAUX In my hand luggage I always have my camera, iPod, make-up bag, tooth brush, cleansing products, clea...
LISA SNOWDON Show me a man who lives alone and has a perpetually clean kitchen, and 8 times out of 9 I'll show yo...
CHARLES BUKOWSKI Show me a man who lives alone and has a perpetually clean kitchen, and 8 times out of 9 I'll show ...
CHARLES BUKOWSKI Show me a man who lives alone and has a perpetually clean kitchen, and 8 times out of 9 I'll show ...
CHARLES BUKOWSKI Show me a man who lives alone and has a perpetually clean kitchen, and 8 times out of 9 I'll show ...
CHARLES BUKOWSKI At school I was pretty sociable, but I did like to come home and be on my own and make music and wri...
DIDO ARMSTRONG Yesterday I bought myself a new, very sharp kitchen knife.
And I managed to cut my finger withi...
GARY EDWARD GEDALL The apricot mixture I make at home with dried apricots, grated orange peel and secret spices. The so...
HARRIET DAVIDSON You just want to go out there and redeem yourself a little bit, especially losing at home.
ANTONIO ROBINSON Everything that has calories in my kitchen is my favorite
G.A. MCKEVETT My wife cooks, I clean. Then I go to practice, come home, and take a two hour nap. I wake up, shave ...
CHAUNCEY BILLUPS Creating a life that reflects your values and satisfies your soul is a rare achievement. In a cultur...
BILL WATTERSON Ah, much deluded! lay aside
Thy threats, and anger misapplied!
Art not afraid with sounds ...
JOHN MILTON The kitchen is the heart of every home, for the most part. It evokes memories of your family history...
DEBI MAZAR Many accidents in the home occur in the kitchen, more in the bathroom but most occur in the bedroom.
VIKRANT PARSAI In our book, we help spread the message of family time in the kitchen, the heart of the home.
HELEN DEFRANCE At work, you think of the children you have left at home. At home, you think of the work you've left...
GOLDA MEIR It's not difficult to take care of a child; it's difficult to do anything else while taking ...
JULIANNE MOORE anonymous fruit.
CLARE BOOTH LUCE I left my shoes at home.
CARMEN SALVINO Make your plans early. Choose a designated driver so you get home safely and avoid the possibility o...
JOE DURKIN At home you always have to be a politician. When you're abroad you almost feel yourself a statesman.
HAROLD MACMILLAN At home, you always have to be a politician; when you're abroad, you almost feel yourself a statesma...
HAROLD MACMILLAN A duck walked into my kitchen this morning.
CHRISTINE MCVIE My kitchen and dining room are completely gone.
KIMBERLY HARRISON My kitchen will never look this good again.
ENID GOLDSTEIN Leaving a lot of movie sets, I've gone home and said, 'How come my hands are clean?' I s...
MICHAEL KEATON My best evenings are at home with my lady.
BILLY ZANE I feel I'm anonymous in my work. When I look at the pictures, I never see myself; they aren'...
CINDY SHERMAN [Some chefs] who come from the restaurant kitchen have a hard time identifying with the needs of the...
DAVE LIEBERMAN You know, my parents had a restaurant. And I left home, actually, in 1949, when I was 13 years old, ...
JACQUES PEPIN Show me a man who lives alone and has a perpetually clean kitchen, and 8 times out of 9 I'll sho...
CHARLES BUKOWSKI If my own current husband was suddenly a stay-at-home dad, it would be emasculating. That would be h...
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