If you eat in the kitchen, your room is always clean, and you go to sleep at 9 o'clock, it means you don't have Internet!!

In the morning I can't eat, I'm thinking of you. In the evening I can't eat, I'm thinking of you. In the night I can't sleep.. I'm so hungry!

Dear humans, in case you forgot, I used to be your Internet. Sincerely, The Library.

I changed my password everywhere to 'incorrect.' That way when I forget it, it always reminds me, 'Your password is incorrect.'

They call it "fell asleep" but it should be more like "entered a mental state of regeneration."

Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light on, not because he's afraid of the dark, but because the dark is afraid of him.