Dear humans, in case you forgot, I used to be your Internet. Sincerely, The Library.

I changed my password everywhere to 'incorrect.' That way when I forget it, it always reminds me, 'Your password is incorrect.'

If you eat in the kitchen, your room is always clean, and you go to sleep at 9 o'clock, it means you don't have Internet!!

The only relationship I have is with my Wi-Fi. We have a connection.

I know how to live my life to the fullest.. but let's speak later after I finish playing some computer games.

Life is too short to remove USB safely.