The only relationship I have is with my Wi-Fi. We have a connection.

Life is too short to remove USB safely.

I'm sorry that I'm not updating my Facebook status, my cat ate my mouse.

Life is a pretty cheezy game, but at least it has good graphics.

Always be yourself, unless you can be a unicorn. Then always be a unicorn.

I'm going to stand outside, so if anybody asks for me, I'm outstanding.