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Love is like a violin. The music may stop now and then, but the strings remain forever.


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Marriage is like a violin. After the music is over, you still have the strings.
SOURCE UNKNOWN Marriage is like a violin. After the music is over, you still have the strings.
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KELLY JONES "May the strings of love play on in your heart and soul, creating beautiful music." ~ Tom Baker
TOM BAKER AKA THE PONDERING MAN Forever may it remain that way. And may God bless these now-found souls.
ROBERT D. BALLARD Today is about the now, the moment you live in, so do now what you want to do
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AL JARREAU A Diamond may last a lifetime but only Love is forever.
DANIEL POLISENO And now these three remain: faith, hope and love. But the greatest of these is love.
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OVANES. POLISADZHYAN. The English may not like music, but they absolutely love the noise it makes.
SIR THOMAS BEECHAM To say that a man can not love one woman at a time is ridiculous. It is like saying a musician needs...
UNKNOWN Coincidence is when God chooses to remain anonymous.
UNKNOWN To say she is only a woman is to say a violin is a piece of wood with strings, and Dante is mere ink...
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ERIC VARGAS A coincidence is a small miracle in which God chooses to remain anonymous.
SOURCE UNKNOWN A coincidence is a small miracle in which God chooses to remain anonymous.
ALBERT EINSTEIN A coincidence is a small miracle in which God chooses to remain anonymous.
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JEFFREY FRY 'Music for Strings, Percussion, and Celesta' is a kind of expansion of chamber music.
PIERRE BOULEZ I know,” he said, looking down at himself — skin like papier-mache, ribs like violin strings. �...
CASSANDRA CLARE Love is not love, without a violin playing goat.
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DAVID AMRAM There are no accidents. God's just trying to remain anonymous.
C.S. LEWIS There are no accidents. God's just trying to remain anonymous.
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MOHAMMED J A SHAH Happiness is a thing to be practiced, like the violin.
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WALT DISNEY COMPANY Nothing remains forever, only thing that remain forever is romantically stupid word forever.
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HAROLD COWART They will remain anonymous. Hopefully, this will get [her] back on track.
LAURA DUDA Love is among the things that comes once in life and doesn't go away till you take your last breath....
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BOB WALTERS I really enjoy the youth orchestra because we get to play concert repertoire music with strings and ...
ZACHARY WELLS There is geometry in the humming of the strings, there is music in the spacing of the spheres.
PYTHAGORAS You want to hear the violin burp. The violin can even sound like a monster. Isn't that cool?
MARK WOOD You may lose by it now and then, but it will be a loss well gained if you do.
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SAPAN SAXENA All I need is a little love now and then, but some chocolate will do for now.
LUCY VAN PELT Love cannot express the idea of music, while music may give an idea of love
LOUIS-HECTOR BERLIOZ Love cannot express the idea of music, while music may give an idea of love.
HECTOR BERLIOZ Love is not written on paper, for paper can be erased. Nor is it etched on stone, for stone can be b...
LAO TZU Love is not written on paper, for paper can be erased. Nor is it etched on stone, for stone can be b...
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SAM KEEN An emotionally locked person refuses to let go of their sad memories and live in the now.
KILROY J. OLDSTER Love is not the dying moan of a distant violin-it's the triumphant twang of a bedspring.
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DANIEL BARENBOIM We are immortals, You and I, Who may not last forever But our love will last an eternity.
MANPREET GREWAL That could stay, not forever, because we believe that nothing exists that is forever, not even the d...
CHRISTO All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.
CHARLES M. SCHULZ All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.
ANONYMOUS All the world is made of music. We are all strings on a lyre. We resonate. We sing together.
JOE HILL I love power. But it is as an artist that I love it. I love it as a musician loves his violin, to dr...
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