Love is not the dying moan of a distant violin .. it's the triumphant twang of a bedspring

The Japanese have a word for it. It's Judo -- the art of conquering by yielding. The Western equivalent of judo is, 'Yes, dear.'

Marriage resembles a pair of shears, so joined that they cannot be separated; often moving in opposite directions, yet always punishing any one who comes between them.

If I know what love is, it is because of you.

God, the best maker of all marriages, Combine your hearts into one.

Like a prune, you are not getting any better looking, but you are getting sweeter.