After (M)onday and (T)uesday comes WTF !
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NANCY MARIE HAMILTON AS for jerk-off... I just done it...... as for now it has happen something... Dexter will marry his ...
DEYTH BANGER So after all justice comes...
(Person of Interest)
DEYTH BANGER Then it was this big thing. She was like, 'I never want to see you again', and I was like, 'Fine. Ok...
M.T. ANDERSON wtf even is my sexuality
DAN HOWELL A Killer is the best friend... - WTF!???
DEYTH BANGER Bitcoin is mostly about anonymous transactions, and I don't think over time that's a good wa...
BILL GATES You bring us together and then you separate us. Hello God...'WTF'?
PRAVIN PRAJAPATI I'm very, very used to feeling anonymous, you know?
DAVID HAREWOOD I feel I'm anonymous in my work. When I look at the pictures, I never see myself; they aren'...
CINDY SHERMAN I have received hostile voice mail messages and e-mails. They are often anonymous, I'm sad to sa...
BEN BRANTLEY And what first name are you called?” Illythe asked softly, moving up very close to Bryant.
LIA BLACK I'm not affiliated with either Wikileaks or Anonymous - of course, it's not like I would tel...
JONATHAN NOLAN I'm sharpest early, and though I can rewrite any time, day or night, I'm useless after noon ...
HALLIE EPHRON I think golf is literally an addiction. I'm surprised there's not Golf Anonymous.
LARRY DAVID We don't swim for the attention. We don't swim to be rock stars. There is something beautifu...
AARON PEIRSOL After winter comes the summer. After night comes the dawn. After every storm, there comes clear, ope...
SAMUEL RUTHERFORD I heard that Stephen King doesn't sleep well,... so I gues that he doesn't sleep well from his imagi...
DEYTH BANGER I would love to make my music and be completely anonymous, but that doesn't work. You can't ...
SARAH MCLACHLAN I don't expect any red carpet to the big leagues. If the opportunity comes, then it comes. But I...
RYNE SANDBERG I have the ordinary experience of being anonymous when I'm in an airplane talking to air-traffic...
HARRISON FORD When I'm doing a book tour in the States, I'll wake up in the room sometimes in an anonymous...
ANTHONY BOURDAIN I don't do every song that comes my way; I'm very choosy.
BONNIE TYLER (There are so many If's like Why's, why there, if there... but why?? Look again I say this word!) DEYTH BANGER I think I'm a very solitary person. To actually not be anonymous is a bit claustrophobic for me.
ANI DIFRANCO It's the one place I feel completely anonymous. And I just like the way they treasure everything. Th...
BRITNEY SPEARS Why can't you say it?" I hardened my voice. "Because I'm telling you, you never have. I'd hav...
JOSH LANYON I haven't done many commercials, and I'm very picky about it because it comes down to creati...
BILLY EICHNER Life's pretty good, and why wouldn't it be? I'm a pirate, after all.
JOHNNY DEPP I know it's dangerous to take on bloggers. They can go after you every day, all day long, and an...
JERRY SALTZ anonymous fruit.
CLARE BOOTH LUCE I'm not much of a horror fan. When it comes to ghost stuff and demon stuff, I can't watch th...
STEVEN YEUN In mindfulness, acceptance always comes first, change comes after.
SHAMASH ALIDINA Fashion and all that comes after the music.
BIRDMAN Dream will come true when you are awakened to the situation & work on it with consistency.
DR ANIL KUMAR SINHA Don’t think you have lost the time.Take each & every situation you encounter as stepping stone to ...
DR ANIL KUMAR SINHA Don't get me wrong, I'm very good, I'm a loyal person and I would never treat anyone bad...
KIERSTON WAREING After sunrise comes sunset. After Living, death is certain.
OLASOT I don't crave applause. I'm not one of those guys who comes alive on stage. I'm much mor...
DAVID BOWIE I enjoyed being anonymous.
SACHA BARON COHEN Dude, you grabbed my cock!
AVANEESH DEVKOTA It comes down to what is an M&M, and you haven't the foggiest.
JACK TROUT It comes down to what is an M&M, and you haven't the foggiest,
JACK TROUT Their relationship would continue to grow, to change. There would always be pain, and they would be ...
BEY DECKARD I don't have any down days. If anybody who knows me comes into our locker room, they know I'...
DARNELL DOCKETT I'm the most unlikely person when it comes to fashion. I don't really have much sense of it.
TRAVIS FIMMEL Hey, why this person blocked me?", "WTF, this guy I know him!", "WTF this guy I don't know but he ha...
DEYTH BANGER I'm sort of shy, and Twitter feels like chatting all day with a group. I like to follow people. ...
MARIA BAMFORD I don't really unwind after a performance. I'm still pumped up and just want to get back on ...
HOLLIE CAVANAGH Day after day on television, Mr. Bush comes on and goes after [Iraqi President] Saddam Hussein,
RALPH NADER I'm spoilt. I like my own space. I don't even own a microwave, and men don't like that. ...
MARIE HELVIN I'm the sort of person that doesn't really have specific 'inspiration.' It probably ...
NATSUKI TAKAYA I lived a fairly average, anonymous small-town life till I got the idea to do Nine Inch Nails. Then ...
TRENT REZNOR I'm blessed that I can leave it to the pros at work and red-carpet events, because I can't s...
BECKI NEWTON I don't know why anybody would look into an anonymous letter.
JOSEPH DINATALE Never answer an anonymous letter
YOGI BERRA Basis of society: anonymous sweat.
EMILE M. CIORAN Now, I'm an atheist. I really don't believe for a moment that our moral sense comes from a g...
IAN MCEWAN Information flow is what the Internet is about. Information sharing is power. If you don't share...
VINT CERF I cannot approach someone; I lack the confidence when it comes to the guy I desire. I'm very goo...
KANGANA RANAUT First and foremost I am a drummer. After that, I'm other things... But I didn't play drums t...
RINGO STARR Die in winter woods," roared Tarin, as if it were his most
fervent wish. He was losing it again...
SYD MCGINLEY He was gorgeous yesterday, kneeling and burnished and kind of a fantasy. And he’s still gorgeous t...
ALEXIS HALL After a storm comes a calm.
MATTHEW HENRY After a storm comes a calm
MATHEW HENRY after the flood comes the whitewash.
JAMES MCGOVERN After a hot March comes April!
ERNEST AGYEMANG YEBOAH I actually went to some Gamblers Anonymous classes, and I sat there for three or four of them, and I...
PETE ROSE It's easy, its international and it can be fairly anonymous.
ANDY FISHER Anonymous comments? You're not in the arena, man. If you can't say it to me in person in fro...
BRENE BROWN Sure, some journalists use anonymous sources just because they're lazy and I think editors ought...
BEN BRADLEE Jules rested the violin and bow on the case and sat down next to Jason. He hesitated for a moment, w...
SHIRA ANTHONY So comes snow after fire, and even dragons have their endings.
J.R.R. TOLKIEN So comes snow after fire, and even dragons have their ending!
J. R. R. TOLKIEN So comes snow after fire, and even dragons have their ending.
J.R.R. TOLKIEN Anonymity, not ignorance, is bliss. ~Anonymous
JOSEPH MCDONALD There's a feeling of elation that comes after getting off stage and then there's a feeling o...
NEVE CAMPBELL Stop running from me and listen. I do want you. I want you even knowing if I marry you, I’ve got a...
LISA KLEYPAS I don't come from a famous family and don't have this detachment from everyday people and ev...
ED WESTWICK Toys are the greatest inspiration for me. People never really grow up. They just get bigger adult bo...
DOUG TAYLOR Satisfaction comes only after you take action
SOTONYE ANGA I can't write music unless I'm deeply connected to it and that connection almost always come...
ERIC WHITACRE I never really drank coffee in college, but now I'm on my feet all day and out all night and can...
GAIL SIMMONS Republican comes in the dictionary just after reptile and just above repugnant.
JULIA ROBERTS Opportunity may come to the patient, but always comes to the persistent.
JEFFREY FRY ... You asked how am I?? Really?? So you care about me?? or you just decided to ask to return it bac...
DEYTH BANGER Coincidence is God's way of remaining anonymous.
ANONYMOUS I just miss - I miss being anonymous.
BARACK OBAMA Coincidence is God's way of being anonymous.
LAURA PEDERSEN Even though its anonymous, it's still ominous,
DANIEL SOLOVE I can't beleive I'm here to tell the tale, this was my first brush with death, and God must ...
SAMANTHA FOX I'm trying to see what way I could lead so when the opportunity comes, it won't just hit me ...
KAWHI LEONARD While I'm an athlete and while I'm fighting actively, I don't intend to pursue a career ...
FEDOR EMELIANENKO Oh... oh... take that... shit...
You are a guy smashes heads... you aren't a smart guy, a...
DEYTH BANGER You want to take all my money slow with success, so far you have taken 120$ and they aren't return b...
DEYTH BANGER The dawn of beauty always comes after night.
SORIN CERIN Ones best success comes after their greatest disappointments.
HENRY WARD BEECHER After rain comes rained, look in the dictionary
LOESJE What the Lady was happening? The man had his mouth smashing on Tarin's, and his tongue was shoving a...
SYD MCGINLEY Their forces equal in a kind of match Shigure had never been in before, the kind of match where your...
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