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TALI SPENCER Little girl, you could wrap my cock in duct tape, and I'll still make you see God.
LILLY BLACK I plan to use my hands, my mouth, and my cock to fuck that basic vanilla sex right outta you.
LORELEI JAMES![]()
Dude, Where's My Car?
ASHTON KUTCHER If you think I haven’t been fantasising about your mouth around my cock, then you’re crazy
AMY ANDREWS Dude, are you totally kidding me? ... My first PGA tournament is THIS WEEK?
KEVIN HALL Dude, are you totally kidding me? My first PGA tournament is THIS WEEK?
KEVIN HALL We can go steady and you can wear my letterman jacket.”
“Ooooh, maybe,” she said playfull...
KARINA HALLE![]()
He was like the cock who thought the sun had risen to hear him crow
GEORGE ELIOT![]()
Was a glimpse of his cock worth a Mercedes?
EDMUND WHITE He went into his kitchen and got a knife and grabbed me, grabbed my crotch area, and he tried to tak...
DAVID JORDAN![]()
If I could pray with my cock, I'd be much more religious
GEORGE R.R. MARTIN![]()
My phone pinged. It was a text from Cookie.
I'm not good at cocking guns.
DARYNDA JONES ![]()
I been the same dude my whole life.
DMX You've invaded my erotic dojo. For this your assholes will adorn my thunderous cock like jewelry!
MATT FRACTION Dude. I thought you were dead.
BOBBY HIGGINSON Get that f****** thing out of my face, dude.
DAVID KLEIN Please stop shaking your rain water in my direction. What next? Are you going to come over here, coc...
STEPHEN J. DAY![]()
I wonder what the most intelligent thing ever said was that started with the word 'dude.' &#...
DEMETRI MARTIN![]()
My dad is a motorcycle guy, not some Hollywood dude.
SHIA LABEOUF Dude, you were hauling so much ass!
BAM MARGERA One trip cock on each end was redundant. We only needed one trip cock per car.
CHARLES SEATON![]()
My doctor grabbed me by the wallet and said "Cough!"
HENNY YOUNGMAN If you rock suck his cock and i'll give u another sock
BOBMCFRANK MCONALD![]()
The cock, that is the trumpet to the morn
WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE![]()
Cock up your beaver.
JOHN BUNYAN Since when do you have to go home to suck cock?" asked David.
JOYCE HABER![]()
Kill me if I ever look that Bad" . . . "Dude, what are you saying? . . . On the TV? That is...
CHUCK PALAHNIUK Dude, are you going to be talking all day?
DAVID ORTIZ![]()
Dude, I can wait as long as you can.
TIGER WOODS![]()
She wanted a fucking cock... she wanted sex look in her eyes... you see that... look how she looks a...
DEYTH BANGER![]()
If you're an outsider looking into my life, you're thinking, 'That dude is crazy. He'...
J. J. WATT![]()
Crito, I owe a cock to Asclepius; will you remember to pay the debt?
SOCRATES![]()
Crito, I owe a cock to Asclepius; will you remember to pay the debt?
SOCRATES If the cock does not crow before sunset,it either will rain the next day, or the cock is dead.
DUTCH PROVERB The Spoiler Dude is more than just cars. With nearly twenty years of experience in the Colorado Spri...
SPOILER DUDE![]()
It's awesome, dude. You can launch a wiener in there.
TOMMY LEE You have a metal arm? Dude, that is so awesome!
SPIDERMAN![]()
Sophie thought about Frank’s cock sometimes, how famous it was. Not as famous as his voice, sure, ...
CRAIG FERGUSON![]()
Cock your hat - angles are attitudes.
FRANK SINATRA![]()
Listen to me." He grabbed my arms, holding me there. " I couldn't find you. And I will never forgive...
ALLY CARTER When she grabbed for the door handle, I said, quietly,
“Harper, I will love you for th...
MOLLY MCADAMS Your religion is like a cock. Don't whip it out in public and don't shove it down my throat!
MARIE MUHAMMAD![]()
If you insist on the chase," I say, my voice much surer than I feel."Then you better start training....
ALYSON NOEL Dell dude
BEN CURTIS Our tallest dude is 6-3 and their tallest dude is 6-9. And when the 6-9 dude is shooting 3-pointers,...
LANCE JETER![]()
...How would you like to die, Tyrion son of Tywin?"
"In my own bed, with a belly full of wine a...
GEORGE R.R. MARTIN Well, dude,” said Khalil, “sometimes you just have to get over shit.
THEA HARRISON![]()
Dude, I just watched you climb up a f*cking building!-Lace
SCOTT WESTERFELD![]()
Pec-tacle?
You know, like spectacle but with more dude nipples.
CHLOE NEILL Every cock is proud on his own dung hill
PROVERB I chalk up the fact that I got diabetes to my body saying, 'Dude, you have been doing wrong for ...
RANDY JACKSON Story blew out a shaky breath toward the ceiling. “Dude.”
Beside her, Daniel’s body...
TESSA BAILEY The Dude abides.
JEFF BRIDGES![]()
Even a cock crows over his own dunghill.
NAVJOT SINGH SIDHU![]()
Every cock fights best on his own dunghill.
SIR WALTER SCOTT It was pretty physical. I was getting grabbed a lot so I just grabbed right back.
KATIE THOMPSON I should have snatched it harder. I should have grabbed it harder.
DANTE CUNNINGHAM![]()
A cock has great influence on his own dunghill.
PUBLILIUS SYRUS![]()
A cock has great influence on this own dunghill.
SYRUS (PUBLILIUS SYRUS) Before the cock crow, thou shalt deny me thrice.
BIBLE![]()
He was such a dear little cock-tailed pup.
RICHARD HARRIS BARHAM I hope a shark tries to suck your cock!
SCOTT LYNCH The guy grabbed me, I closed my eyes and after he left me alone, I walked away.
EDITH SHAIN The secret of my success was very simple. When I found a great song, I grabbed it.
GENE PITNEY That dude is huge!
FREDDY ADU that John Wayne dude.
THE ARCHIVES Oh, dude, it can tie you up in knots. I did that last year.
DAMON HOLLINS Hey dude, are you trying to ask a Bush daughter to dance or something?!
JENNA BUSH![]()
Miss Britney Spears took a dude that was already with a girl that had babies. And sometimes when you...
LONI LOVE![]()
Dude! said a party pony as he unloaded his gear. Did you see that bear guy? He was all like: 'Whoa, ...
RICK RIORDAN When you think Danica grabbed the headlines, you wait until he starts. She'll be jealous of him.
DAN WHELDON![]()
I'm like a bunch of college guys who got together and said, 'Let's make a dude, a crazy dude'.
CHRIS KIRKPATRICK![]()
In my eyes, there's no one better than Stevie Wonder. He's a top dude.
ED SHEERAN I'm a big buffet dude, or I'm a big cheap-food-and-order-more-when-I-need-it dude.
PATRICE O'NEAL![]()
Dude, that guy tagged up.
BARRY BONDS I'm an introspective dude.
DAVE CHAPPELLE The trick to saying the word cock, is to do it like you have one in your mouth.
GEOFFREY KNIGHT![]()
What are you, a child? Your cock is not a toy, so stop playing with it for one damn night.
GENA SHOWALTER![]()
Who eates his cock alone must saddle his horse alone.
GEORGE HERBERT![]()
Nationalism is a silly cock crowing on his own dunghill.
RICHARD ALDINGTON My first real showbiz job was on a Nickelodeon show called 'Hey, Dude.' That was my first re...
GRAHAM YOST I play video games, dude!"
STEPHAN JENKINS "Suck a dude" ~Flying V
J-BIRD Want my spend, Precious?" Shane shuddered, the pleasure from his ass streaking to his balls and then...
KARI GREGG I never believed in Santa Claus because I knew no white dude would come into my neighborhood after d...
DICK GREGORY![]()
My friend said to me, You know what I like? Mashed potatoes. I was like, Dude, you have to give me t...
MITCH HEDBERG That's the scent of dude! When you get a good stink on, you are at one with the cosmos!
, ANIMAL CROSSING: WILD WORLD, 2005![]()
Be bold and boast, just like the cock beside the hen.
AESCHYLUS![]()
I'm not cock-blocking for kicks and giggles. The mothership called
J.R. WARD![]()
I guess, in a way, I grew up mixed race: half white, half black. That question's always been on ...
REGGIE WATTS![]()
Dude, stop. You're justifying the stereotype.
BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN Thanks for the food holy dude
DANIEL GILMAN![]()
Just trying to stay retired, dude.
LANCE ARMSTRONG Dude, he's Australian...not a pirate.
S.C. STEPHENS![]()
Dude. Hot Bozo. Best nickname ever.
CYNTHIA HAND Oh, Darcy!' Fitz grabbed Darcy by the collar. 'You have such a way with the ladies.
ELIZABETH EULBERG Nessa held her arm up. She was staring at it, trying to gauge how big that was. “Dude, that’s as...
ERIN JAMISON
AVANEESH DEVKOTA Oh, bro! Didn't go in. Try Again
AVANEESH DEVKOTA -I suck cock because I like cock. I like getting my cock sucked and I really--yes, really--like suck...
TALI SPENCER Little girl, you could wrap my cock in duct tape, and I'll still make you see God.
LILLY BLACK I plan to use my hands, my mouth, and my cock to fuck that basic vanilla sex right outta you.
LORELEI JAMES
Dude, Where's My Car? ASHTON KUTCHER If you think I haven’t been fantasising about your mouth around my cock, then you’re crazy
AMY ANDREWS Dude, are you totally kidding me? ... My first PGA tournament is THIS WEEK?
KEVIN HALL Dude, are you totally kidding me? My first PGA tournament is THIS WEEK?
KEVIN HALL We can go steady and you can wear my letterman jacket.”
“Ooooh, maybe,” she said playfull...
KARINA HALLE
He was like the cock who thought the sun had risen to hear him crow GEORGE ELIOT
Was a glimpse of his cock worth a Mercedes? EDMUND WHITE He went into his kitchen and got a knife and grabbed me, grabbed my crotch area, and he tried to tak...
DAVID JORDAN
If I could pray with my cock, I'd be much more religious GEORGE R.R. MARTIN
My phone pinged. It was a text from Cookie.I'm not good at cocking guns.
I been the same dude my whole life. DMX You've invaded my erotic dojo. For this your assholes will adorn my thunderous cock like jewelry!
MATT FRACTION Dude. I thought you were dead.
BOBBY HIGGINSON Get that f****** thing out of my face, dude.
DAVID KLEIN Please stop shaking your rain water in my direction. What next? Are you going to come over here, coc...
STEPHEN J. DAY
I wonder what the most intelligent thing ever said was that started with the word 'dude.' &#... DEMETRI MARTIN
My dad is a motorcycle guy, not some Hollywood dude. SHIA LABEOUF Dude, you were hauling so much ass!
BAM MARGERA One trip cock on each end was redundant. We only needed one trip cock per car.
CHARLES SEATON
My doctor grabbed me by the wallet and said "Cough!" HENNY YOUNGMAN If you rock suck his cock and i'll give u another sock
BOBMCFRANK MCONALD
The cock, that is the trumpet to the morn WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE
Cock up your beaver. JOHN BUNYAN Since when do you have to go home to suck cock?" asked David.
JOYCE HABER
Kill me if I ever look that Bad" . . . "Dude, what are you saying? . . . On the TV? That is... CHUCK PALAHNIUK Dude, are you going to be talking all day?
DAVID ORTIZ
Dude, I can wait as long as you can. TIGER WOODS
She wanted a fucking cock... she wanted sex look in her eyes... you see that... look how she looks a... DEYTH BANGER
If you're an outsider looking into my life, you're thinking, 'That dude is crazy. He'... J. J. WATT
Crito, I owe a cock to Asclepius; will you remember to pay the debt? SOCRATES
Crito, I owe a cock to Asclepius; will you remember to pay the debt? SOCRATES If the cock does not crow before sunset,it either will rain the next day, or the cock is dead.
DUTCH PROVERB The Spoiler Dude is more than just cars. With nearly twenty years of experience in the Colorado Spri...
SPOILER DUDE
It's awesome, dude. You can launch a wiener in there. TOMMY LEE You have a metal arm? Dude, that is so awesome!
SPIDERMAN
Sophie thought about Frank’s cock sometimes, how famous it was. Not as famous as his voice, sure, ... CRAIG FERGUSON
Cock your hat - angles are attitudes. FRANK SINATRA
Listen to me." He grabbed my arms, holding me there. " I couldn't find you. And I will never forgive... ALLY CARTER When she grabbed for the door handle, I said, quietly,
“Harper, I will love you for th...
MOLLY MCADAMS Your religion is like a cock. Don't whip it out in public and don't shove it down my throat!
MARIE MUHAMMAD
If you insist on the chase," I say, my voice much surer than I feel."Then you better start training.... ALYSON NOEL Dell dude
BEN CURTIS Our tallest dude is 6-3 and their tallest dude is 6-9. And when the 6-9 dude is shooting 3-pointers,...
LANCE JETER
...How would you like to die, Tyrion son of Tywin?""In my own bed, with a belly full of wine a...
GEORGE R.R. MARTIN Well, dude,” said Khalil, “sometimes you just have to get over shit.
THEA HARRISON
Dude, I just watched you climb up a f*cking building!-Lace SCOTT WESTERFELD
Pec-tacle?You know, like spectacle but with more dude nipples.
CHLOE NEILL Every cock is proud on his own dung hill
PROVERB I chalk up the fact that I got diabetes to my body saying, 'Dude, you have been doing wrong for ...
RANDY JACKSON Story blew out a shaky breath toward the ceiling. “Dude.”
Beside her, Daniel’s body...
TESSA BAILEY The Dude abides.
JEFF BRIDGES
Even a cock crows over his own dunghill. NAVJOT SINGH SIDHU
Every cock fights best on his own dunghill. SIR WALTER SCOTT It was pretty physical. I was getting grabbed a lot so I just grabbed right back.
KATIE THOMPSON I should have snatched it harder. I should have grabbed it harder.
DANTE CUNNINGHAM
A cock has great influence on his own dunghill. PUBLILIUS SYRUS
A cock has great influence on this own dunghill. SYRUS (PUBLILIUS SYRUS) Before the cock crow, thou shalt deny me thrice.
BIBLE
He was such a dear little cock-tailed pup. RICHARD HARRIS BARHAM I hope a shark tries to suck your cock!
SCOTT LYNCH The guy grabbed me, I closed my eyes and after he left me alone, I walked away.
EDITH SHAIN The secret of my success was very simple. When I found a great song, I grabbed it.
GENE PITNEY That dude is huge!
FREDDY ADU that John Wayne dude.
THE ARCHIVES Oh, dude, it can tie you up in knots. I did that last year.
DAMON HOLLINS Hey dude, are you trying to ask a Bush daughter to dance or something?!
JENNA BUSH
Miss Britney Spears took a dude that was already with a girl that had babies. And sometimes when you... LONI LOVE
Dude! said a party pony as he unloaded his gear. Did you see that bear guy? He was all like: 'Whoa, ... RICK RIORDAN When you think Danica grabbed the headlines, you wait until he starts. She'll be jealous of him.
DAN WHELDON
I'm like a bunch of college guys who got together and said, 'Let's make a dude, a crazy dude'. CHRIS KIRKPATRICK
In my eyes, there's no one better than Stevie Wonder. He's a top dude. ED SHEERAN I'm a big buffet dude, or I'm a big cheap-food-and-order-more-when-I-need-it dude.
PATRICE O'NEAL
Dude, that guy tagged up. BARRY BONDS I'm an introspective dude.
DAVE CHAPPELLE The trick to saying the word cock, is to do it like you have one in your mouth.
GEOFFREY KNIGHT
What are you, a child? Your cock is not a toy, so stop playing with it for one damn night. GENA SHOWALTER
Who eates his cock alone must saddle his horse alone. GEORGE HERBERT
Nationalism is a silly cock crowing on his own dunghill. RICHARD ALDINGTON My first real showbiz job was on a Nickelodeon show called 'Hey, Dude.' That was my first re...
GRAHAM YOST I play video games, dude!"
STEPHAN JENKINS "Suck a dude" ~Flying V
J-BIRD Want my spend, Precious?" Shane shuddered, the pleasure from his ass streaking to his balls and then...
KARI GREGG I never believed in Santa Claus because I knew no white dude would come into my neighborhood after d...
DICK GREGORY
My friend said to me, You know what I like? Mashed potatoes. I was like, Dude, you have to give me t... MITCH HEDBERG That's the scent of dude! When you get a good stink on, you are at one with the cosmos!
, ANIMAL CROSSING: WILD WORLD, 2005
Be bold and boast, just like the cock beside the hen. AESCHYLUS
I'm not cock-blocking for kicks and giggles. The mothership called J.R. WARD
I guess, in a way, I grew up mixed race: half white, half black. That question's always been on ... REGGIE WATTS
Dude, stop. You're justifying the stereotype. BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN Thanks for the food holy dude
DANIEL GILMAN
Just trying to stay retired, dude. LANCE ARMSTRONG Dude, he's Australian...not a pirate.
S.C. STEPHENS
Dude. Hot Bozo. Best nickname ever. CYNTHIA HAND Oh, Darcy!' Fitz grabbed Darcy by the collar. 'You have such a way with the ladies.
ELIZABETH EULBERG Nessa held her arm up. She was staring at it, trying to gauge how big that was. “Dude, that’s as...
ERIN JAMISON
