I think golf is literally an addiction. I'm surprised there's not Golf Anonymous.

I think we're all good and bad, but good's not funny. Bad is funny. Suppress the good and let the bad out, and then you can be funny.

When it comes to relationships, I think I'm pretty experienced - you'd be surprised.

One of the nice things about the Internet is people aren't terribly anonymous; they only think they are. Lots of footprints get left all over the place by people who are a little unwary.

I think I was given a gift to play golf and to be mentally strong.

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