So far I haven't heard of anybody who wants to stop living on account of the cost.


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There is nothing so aggravating as a fresh boy who is too old to ignore and too young to kick
KIN HUBBARD
Kindness goes a long ways lots o' times when it ought t' stay at home
KIN HUBBARD
When a fellow says it hain't the money but the principle o' the thing, it's th' money.
FRANK MCKINNY "KIN" HUBBARD