The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.

The safest way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.

The quickest way to double your money is to fold it over and put it back in your pocket.

When a fellow says it ain't the money but the principle of the thing, it's the money

Another bad thing about "prosperity" is that you can't jingle any money without bein' under suspicion

Don't knock the weather; nine-tenths of the people couldn't start a conversation if it didn't change once in a while.