The quickest way to double your money is to fold it over and put it back in your pocket.

The safest way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.

The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.

The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it in your back pocket.

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