We have the best Congress money can buy.

If I studied all my life, I couldn't think up half the number of funny things passed in one session of congress.

Too many people spend money they haven't earned to buy things they don't want to impress people they don't like.

Buy land. They ain't making any more of the stuff.

The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it in your back pocket.

The rest of the people know the condition of the country, for they live in it, but Congress has no idea what is going on in America, so the president has to tell 'em.