Buy land. They ain't making any more of the stuff.
Will Rogers
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Buy land, they're not making it anymore
MARK TWAIN We will seek to buy the land but only from willing owners. We're not going to condemn any propert...
DAVID GOAD It's just like any relationship, the more contained the environment, the more the good stuff appears...
BRUCE GREENWOOD They definitely take more abuse than any golfer ever will. Golfers are making a lot more money than ...
ANDY MACDONALD People have been trading up. We're finding customers who buy some of the less expensive stuff during...
ELI DRAKULICH It's just like any relationship, the more contained the environment, the more the good stuff app...
BRUCE GREENWOOD The Will Rogers Follies,
HANK WILLIAMS There has been discussion about the tribe acquiring the important sacred sites in Clover Valley. How...
DOUG ELMETS The tax base will shift more to where they have their residences, instead of where they work. That's...
LOREN SCOTT If you really want to buy greatness with time, you must invest the quality amount of time into your ...
SUNDAY ADELAJA So aint you think just causen you in this car now means any damn thing. It aint. He pretending it do...
STACIA KANE Modeling is basically 'Buy more stuff! Don't you want some more stuff? It will make you look ten yea...
UMA THURMAN Things ain't what they used to be and never were.
WILL ROGERS Part of the reason Loewe has diversified into so many other categories is because what we can't ...
JONATHAN ANDERSON But I can understand only three Australians and eight Japanese in the field. The Japanese buy more i...
LEE TREVINO We're making more stuff with fewer people.
DAVID HUETHER If we get any more snow it will be minor stuff, snow showers.
ART LESTER They're not making any more Baca ranches. It has incredible biodiversity. The previous owners did pr...
LOIS LYLES I wonder how Japan's futuristic robot doctors will treat the worst and most widespread disease human...
WILL ADVISE It looks like women could buy land back then even if they couldn't vote.
JANE GOBLIRSCH She was intimidating and all I could do was sit back on the couch as she paced back and forth, slowl...
IN THE MAKING As funds grow, we will develop more of the land.
JODY ANGELL There will always be people who will accept you for what you are!
SAKURA TSUKUBA In this industry, you try to buy equipment that will do a multitude of stuff. Versatility is the nam...
BILL FLEMING The greatest fine art of the future will be the making of a comfortable living from a small piece of...
ABRAHAM LINCOLN Any weakening of the Canadian dollar represents a chance to buy more of the currency.
FIRAS ASKARI They [Rogers] said it is about the benefit of the Chinese community.
ELAINE XIE This will allow us to recoup a more reasonable charge for damages. They haven't set numbers, but it ...
GREG MORGAN The speculators always do that. They buy the stuff that's going in and sell the stuff that's going o...
JIM VOLK The trouble with people is not that they dont know but that they know so much that aint so.
JOSH BILLINGS We think that more people will buy two football games than they did last year.
LARRY PROBST Regardless of how it's done, transaction costs will continue to plummet as computers get more po...
NATHAN MYHRVOLD Don't buy on credit. This habit, more than any other, will eventually guarantee your financial indep...
EDDIE DE JONG Making stuff: The folks at Instructables have put up some killer HOWTOs for building the technology ...
CORY DOCTOROW To be extravagant in spending money,without being extravagant in making money will only land you in ...
DAVID ATTA (A.K.A DAVIED ATTLARS & MR DAIN) Most of my younger customers don't buy comic books. They buy the card games because they're more int...
GREG BARTHOLOMEW The making of an American begins at the point where he himself rejects all other ties, any other his...
JAMES BALDWIN It's always the big question in our lives if you have a lot of success. What do you do with it? ...
KEVIN SPACEY The making of an American begins at that point where he himself rejects all other ties, any other hi...
JAMES ARTHUR BALDWIN Men have no more time to understand anything. They buy ready-made things in the shops. But since the...
ANTOINE DE SAINT-EXUPéRY The sky over Patusan was blood-red, immense, streaming like an open vein. An enormous sun nestled cr...
JOSEPH CONRAD Most people head up to the mountain and automatically buy the most expensive stuff, even though they...
ALI WAUGH We're going to send to the Senate not only the first lady of the land, but she will be the first lad...
PATRICK MOYNIHAN The purported will states, 'Attack them on the sea. Attack them on the land. Attack them everywhere....
PETER BERGEN There are 30,000 families whose land has been lost to the sea. And with the best will in the world d...
DOUGLAS KEATINGE Sense will buy you more than dollars.
MATSHONA DHLIWAYO The promotion and prosperity of any country will only happen after when Jesus Christ comes into the ...
SUNDAY ADELAJA You make what we buy.
HENRY FORD This is a growing problem nationally and internationally. What aggravates this more are individuals ...
ALAN GOULD Computer = Nothing more than the doze which was killing your social skills slowly by making you doin...
DEYTH BANGER When you buy your little piece of land, it is your land. No one should be able to take that away fro...
ED KENNEDY We have got a group of swimmers who are not just satisfied with making the team any more. They expec...
BILL SWEETENHAM It's geared toward getting customers one-button access to the Web and making Yahoo! where they land ...
JEFF MALLETT They didn't want all their money tied up in land. We're buying the surplus from them and what we can...
JUD HONAKER Men have no more time to understand anything. They buy things all ready made at the shops. But there...
ANTOINE DE SAINT-EXUPéRY Well, the stuff that has become more commercial doesn't have any edge.
IGGY POP The cost of land here is such that developers can buy it at a very reasonable price.
DAVE ZOLLINGER I don't think the local charities have the resources to buy 5,000 cases of cards and stuff them in e...
DAVE EDWARDS The sudden death of the leading man will cause change, making another man leader. Soon, but too late...
NOSTRADAMUS We know they buy more games with more disposable income.
KAZ HIRAI The bill will do more damage to people than good, especially in rural America. People will be forced...
CHUCK CUSHMAN Staff is a more serious issue than any software or hardware we buy.
MUHAMMAD KHAN The progress Mike Rogers bill is making in Congress is the closest we've ever been to letting states...
DAVID PALSROK That will be the biggest challenge. Consumers might wonder why they should buy a device when, for a ...
DANIELLE LEVITAS We ought to thank God for that. Yes, the man who tills the land is more worthy of respect than any.
NIKOLAI GOGOL I think I am a little more accurate than they have on the game. Hopefully people will go out and buy...
LEON MURRAY Whoever opined "Money can't buy you happiness" obviously had far too much of the stuff.
DAVID MITCHELL We don't have that plastic stuff that will break a week after you buy it. Everything here is good qu...
HILARY ANDERSON We're really looking at what we can do with less land. As growth continues and land remains at a pre...
DIANNE KRAMER Sell all you have, buy your field and subdue your promise land
SUNDAY ADELAJA They can buy whatever brand they want. We will supply the finance.
JAMES WRIGHT For every $10 you reduce the price of the smartphone, 100 million more people will buy them.
HANS VESTBERG I love stuff from the Holy Land. It makes me feel blessed.
DJ KHALED Oh, man, you won't hear me talking about the drudgery of making movies. I don't buy any of t...
TILDA SWINTON Anyone can have a once-upon-a-time or a happily-ever-after, but it's the journey between that makes ...
CHRIS COLFER But anyone can write, right?'" Conner asked. "I mean, that's why authors get judged so harshly, isn'...
CHRIS COLFER The more time you invest into your land of promise, the more productive the land becomes for you.
SUNDAY ADELAJA A middle-class man making $40,000 might not be able to buy a new BMW. But he can buy the occasional ...
DAVID OZGO They will be able to freely invest in assets like property and land, excluding agricultural land.
RAJEEV SHAHARE Well, the stuff that has become more commercial doesn't have any edge.
IGGY POP Before I had a steady job, I was broke, and I didn't have any money to buy anything, so I would ...
BRENDON URIE Should we call her?Maybe we should give her a RING to see where she is? Get it? Get it?
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CHRIS COLFER I'll be making music 'til the day I die. I've done all kinds of stuff, and more is comin...
EDDIE VAN HALEN Some of the stuff we had, you can't just walk out and find it somewhere else. We can't go buy an Ama...
CHRIS WISE Patents are like fertilizer. Applied wisely and sparingly, they can increase growth. But if you appl...
ALEX TABARROK The act of eating is very political. You buy from the right people, you support the right network of...
ALICE WATERS The darker, more complex and emotional the part is, the easier it is for me. But I don't take an...
ELISABETH SHUE I'm making music for the people. If y'all love the music, y'all gonna buy the music.
THE NOTORIOUS B.I.G. I got to buy groceries and stuff pay my bills.
DOROTHY YOUNG There will also be more information about companies in the public domain, ... But the quality of tha...
LOUIS THOMPSON Venture capitalists buy minority positions in young companies they think will grow quickly; buy-out ...
JOSE FERREIRA Songs From the Neighborhood: The Music of Mister Rogers
DONNA SUMMER I have never even idly thought for a single passing second that it might make my life nicer to have ...
TIM KREIDER I love creating hideaways. My idea is to go to the most beautiful, unspoilt places, buy the land, an...
RICHARD BRANSON I never met a man I didn't like until I met Will Rogers.
MORT SAHL My favorite 'Mister Rogers' episodes were always the ones where Mr. Rogers would go into the...
FELICIA DAY You stick your head above the crowd and attract attention, and sometime, maybe somebody, will throw ...
DAVID LEE ROTH I will buy any creme, cosmetic, or elixir from a woman with a European accent.
ERMA BOMBECK Iran will not immediately accept any proposal. It is in Iran's interest to buy time.
IVAN SAFRANCHUK We've got a good core of kids and we've got more who will buy into that.
LARRY PEACOCK
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Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.
WILL ROGERS Do the best you can, and don't take life too serious.
WILL ROGERS Don't let yesterday use up too much of today.
WILL ROGERS Last year we said, 'Things can't go on like this', and they didn't, they got worse.
WILL ROGERS The farmer has to be an optimist or he wouldn't still be a farmer.
WILL ROGERS Never let yesterday use up too much of today.
WILL ROGERS When ignorance gets started it knows no bounds.
WILL ROGERS I have always said that a conference was held for one reason only, to give everybody a chance to get...
WILL ROGERS I have no Politics. I am for the Party that is out of Power, no matter which one it is. But I will g...
WILL ROGERS When I die, my epitaph or whatever you call those signs on gravestones is going to read: I joked abo...
WILL ROGERS Here it is, a New Year. We got to make some resolutions, as well as interest and tax payments in thi...
WILL ROGERS Everybody is ignorant only on different subjects.
WILL ROGERS Lord, the money we do spend on Government and its not one bit better than the government we got for ...
WILL ROGERS There is no credit to being a comedian, when you have the whole Government working for you. All you ...
WILL ROGERS We can make this thing into a Party, instead of a Memory.
WILL ROGERS Youve got to be an optimist to be a Democrat, and youve got to be a humorist to stay one.
WILL ROGERS I am not a member of any organized partyI am a Democrat.
WILL ROGERS And kid Congress and the Senate, dont scold em. They are just children thats never grown up. They do...
WILL ROGERS I originated a remark many years ago that I think has been copied more than any little thing that Iv...
WILL ROGERS I never met a man I didn't like.
WILL ROGERS When ignorance gets started it knows no bounds
WILL ROGERS Lobbyists have more offices in Washington than the President. You see, the President only tells Cong...
WILL ROGERS The more you read and observe about this Politics thing, you got to admit that each party is worse ...
WILL ROGERS Politics has become so expensive that it takes a lot of money even to be defeated.
WILL ROGERS You can't legislate intelligence and common sense into people.
WILL ROGERS It's great to be great, but it's greater to be human.
WILL ROGERS I have always said that a conference was held for one reason only, to give everybody chance to get s...
WILL ROGERS Diplomats are just as essential in starting a war as soldiers are in finishing it.
WILL ROGERS Do anything in this world but monkey with somebody eles's religion. What reasoning of conceit makes ...
WILL ROGERS Fanatical religion driven to a certain point is almost as bad as none at all, but not quite.
WILL ROGERS It's not what you pay a man, but what he costs you that counts.
WILL ROGERS Strangers are just friends I haven't met yet.
WILL ROGERS In the early days of the Indian Territory, there were no such things as birth certificates. You bein...
WILL ROGERS Believe in something for another world, but don't be too set on what it is, and then you won't start...
WILL ROGERS The person with the best job in the country is the vice president. All he has to do is get up every ...
WILL ROGERS I'm not a member of any organized political party, I'm a Democrat!
WILL ROGERS I tell you folks, all politics is applesauce.
WILL ROGERS No party is as bad as its leaders.
WILL ROGERS Politics is not worrying this country one-tenth as much as where to find a parking space.
WILL ROGERS The more you read and observe about this politics thing, the more you've got to admit that each part...
WILL ROGERS The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected.
WILL ROGERS This country has gotten where it is in spite of politics, not by the aid of it. That we have carried...
WILL ROGERS The reason political party platforms are so long is that when you straddle anything it takes a long ...
WILL ROGERS If you ever injected truth into politics, you would have no politics.
WILL ROGERS Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and their politicians as jokes.
WILL ROGERS It doesn't much signify whom one marries, for one is sure to find out the next morning that it was s...
WILL ROGERS All I know is what I read in the papers.
WILL ROGERS The 1928 Republican Convention opened with a prayer. If the Lord can see His way clear to bless the ...
WILL ROGERS America is a great country, but you can't live in it for nothing.
WILL ROGERS The worst thing that happens to you may be the best thing for you if you don't let it get the best o...
WILL ROGERS Live that you wouldn't be ashamed to sell the family parrot to the town gossip.
WILL ROGERS About all I can say for the United States Senate is that it opens with a prayer and closes with an i...
WILL ROGERS America is becoming so educated that ignorance will be a novelty. I will belong to the select few.
WILL ROGERS Ancient Rome declined because it had a Senate, now what's going to happen to us with both a House an...
WILL ROGERS There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you
WILL ROGERS There is no argument in the world that carries the hatred that a relioious belief does. The more lea...
WILL ROGERS A man only learns in two ways, one by reading, and the other by association with smarter people
WILL ROGERS There is nothing so stupid as the educated man if you get him off the thing he was educated in.
WILL ROGERS There is nothing so stupid as an educated man, if you get off the thing that he was educated in.
WILL ROGERS There is nothing as stupid as an educated man if you get him off the thing he was educated in.
WILL ROGERS If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went.
WILL ROGERS There is nothing so stupid as an educated man, if you get him off the thing he was educated in.
WILL ROGERS I like to hear a man talk about himself because then I never hear anything, but good.
WILL ROGERS Get someone else to blow your horn and the sound will carry twice as far.
WILL ROGERS Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.
WILL ROGERS Never miss a good chance to shut up.
WILL ROGERS Even if you are on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there.
WILL ROGERS I will never joke about old soldiers who try to get to reunions to talk over the war again. To talk ...
WILL ROGERS The short memories of American voters is what keeps our politicians in office.
WILL ROGERS You never know how much a man can't remember until he is called as a witness.
WILL ROGERS Pain is such an uncomfortable feeling that even a tiny amount of it is enough to ruin every enjoymen...
WILL ROGERS A difference of opinion is what makes horse racing and missionaries.
WILL ROGERS Broad-minded is just another way of saying a fellow is too lazy to form an opinion.
WILL ROGERS All I know is just what I read in the papers.
WILL ROGERS Everybody is ignorant -- only on different subjects.
WILL ROGERS If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?
WILL ROGERS There's no trick to being humorous when you have the whole government working for you.
WILL ROGERS Liberty doesn't work as well in practice as it does in speeches.
WILL ROGERS There ain't nothing that breaks up homes, country, and nations like somebody publishing their memoir...
WILL ROGERS When you put down the good things you ought to have done, and leave out the bad ones you did do -- w...
WILL ROGERS There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The ...
WILL ROGERS Compared to them I
WILL ROGERS The minute you read something that you can't understand, you can almost be sure that it was drawn up...
WILL ROGERS We are always saying: Let the Law take its Course but what we really mean is: Let the Law take OUR C...
WILL ROGERS My ancestors didn't come over on the Mayflower, but they were there to meet the boat.
WILL ROGERS Communism to me is one-third practice and two-thirds explanation.
WILL ROGERS Communism is like prohibition, it is a good idea, but it won't work.
WILL ROGERS I wonder if it isn't just cowardice instead of generosity that makes us give tips.
WILL ROGERS The whole financial structure of Wall Street seems to rise or fall on the mere fact that the Federal...
WILL ROGERS An economist's guess is liable to be as good as anybody else s.
WILL ROGERS There wasn't any more truth in over half of what any so-called orator said. If it wasn't a Deliberat...
WILL ROGERS A debt is just as hard for a Government to pay as it is for an individual. No debt ever comes due at...
WILL ROGERS The nation is prosperous on the whole, but how much prosperity is there in a hole?
WILL ROGERS The main thing about being a hero is to know when to die.
WILL ROGERS Being a hero is about the shortest lived profession on earth.
WILL ROGERS We can't all be heroes because somebody has to sit on the curb and clap as they go by.
WILL ROGERS There is an awful lot of difference between reading something and actually seeing it, for you can ne...
WILL ROGERS Don't be misled by History, or any other unreliable source.
WILL ROGERS Even if you are on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.
WILL ROGERS I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
WILL ROGERS Live so that you wouldn
WILL ROGERS The only time people dislike gossip is when you gossip about them.
WILL ROGERS In Hollywood the woods are full of people that learned to write, but evidently can't read. If they c...
WILL ROGERS There's only one thing that can kill the movies, and that's education.
WILL ROGERS There is no more interesting place in the world to meet characters than a movie set. If you have los...
WILL ROGERS Every time a woman leaves off something she looks better, but every time a man leaves off something ...
WILL ROGERS Don't gamble; take all your savings and buy some good stock and hold it till it goes up. If it don't...
WILL ROGERS Too many people spend money they haven't earned, to buy things they don't want, to impress people th...
WILL ROGERS I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places they do today.
WILL ROGERS Diplomats are just as essential to starting a war as soldiers are to finishing it. You take Diplomac...
WILL ROGERS I've often said there's nothing better for the inside of a man than the outside of a horse.
WILL ROGERS This depression was deep, and you don't climb out of anything as quick as you fall in.
WILL ROGERS Lord, let me live until I die.
WILL ROGERS One revolution is like one cocktail, it just gets you organized for the next.
WILL ROGERS Things will get better -- despite our efforts to improve them.
WILL ROGERS You can't say that civilization don't advance... for in every war they kill you a new way.
WILL ROGERS There should be one day when there is open season on senators.
WILL ROGERS This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a h...
WILL ROGERS With Congress, every time they make a joke it's a law, and every time they make a law it's a joke.
WILL ROGERS When the Oakies left Oklahoma and moved to California, it raised the I.Q. of both states.
WILL ROGERS Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don't have for something they don't ...
WILL ROGERS If I studied all my life, I couldn't think up half the number of funny things passed in one session ...
WILL ROGERS Communism is like Prohibition, it's a good idea but it won't work
WILL ROGERS In day-to-day commerce, television is not so much interested in the business of communications as in...
WILL ROGERS Successful colleges will start laying plans for a new stadium; unsuccessful ones will start hunting ...
WILL ROGERS You can't say civilization isn't advancing: in every war, they kill you in a new way.
WILL ROGERS You can't say civilization don't advance... in every war they kill you in a new way.
WILL ROGERS Diplomacy is the art of saying "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock.
WILL ROGERS Popularity is the easiest thing in the world to gain and it is the hardest thing to hold
WILL ROGERS You've got to be (an) optimist to be a Democrat, and you've got to be a humorist to stay one
WILL ROGERS Rumor travels faster, but it don't stay put as long as truth.
WILL ROGERS All I know is what I read in the papers
WILL ROGERS Income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf.
WILL ROGERS The only difference between death and taxes is that death doesn't get worse every time Congress meet...
WILL ROGERS The Income Tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has.
WILL ROGERS The income tax has made liars out of more Americans than golf. Even when you make a tax form out on ...
WILL ROGERS Even when you make a tax form out on the level, you do not know when it is through if you are a croo...
WILL ROGERS Too many people spend money they haven't earned, to buy things they don't want, to impress people th...
WILL ROGERS Common sense ain't common.
WILL ROGERS I hope we never live to see the day when a thing is as bad as some of our newspapers make it
WILL ROGERS The man with the best job in the country is the vice-president. All he has to do is get up every mor...
WILL ROGERS Our public men are speaking every day on something, but they ain't saying anything.
WILL ROGERS I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places they do now.
WILL ROGERS Lead your life so you wouldn't be ashamed to sell the family parrot to the town gossip.
WILL ROGERS Communism is like prohibition, it's a good idea but it won't work.
WILL ROGERS You can't say that civilization don't advance, however, for in every war they kill you in a new way.
WILL ROGERS For the American people are a very generous people and will forgive almost any weakness, with the po...
WILL ROGERS Heroing is one of the shortest-lived professions there is.
WILL ROGERS Rumor travels faster, but it don't stay put as long as truth.
WILL ROGERS Democrats never agree on anything, that's why they're Democrats. If they agreed with each ot...
WILL ROGERS All I know is just what I read in the papers, and that's an alibi for my ignorance.
WILL ROGERS Alexander Hamilton started the U.S. Treasury with nothing, and that was the closest our country has ...
WILL ROGERS Instead of giving money to found colleges to promote learning, why don't they pass a constitutio...
WILL ROGERS Why don't they pass a constitutional amendment prohibiting anybody from learning anything? If it...
WILL ROGERS A holding company is a thing where you hand an accomplice the goods while the policeman searches you...
WILL ROGERS Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.
WILL ROGERS One Ad is worth more to a paper than forty Editorials.
WILL ROGERS A fool and his money are soon elected.
WILL ROGERS I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
WILL ROGERS Make crime pay. Become a lawyer.
WILL ROGERS It's not what you pay a man, but what he costs you that counts.
WILL ROGERS People are getting smarter nowadays; they are letting lawyers, instead of their conscience, be their...
WILL ROGERS Too many people spend money they haven't earned to buy things they don't want to impress peo...
WILL ROGERS Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don't have for something they do...
WILL ROGERS Let advertisers spend the same amount of money improving their product that they do on advertising a...
WILL ROGERS If advertisers spent the same amount of money on improving their products as they do on advertising ...
WILL ROGERS The only difference between death and taxes is that death doesn't get worse every time Congress ...
WILL ROGERS What the country needs is dirtier fingernails and cleaner minds.
WILL ROGERS Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie' until you can find a rock.
WILL ROGERS There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The ...
WILL ROGERS I am not a member of any organized political party. I am a Democrat.
WILL ROGERS Don't gamble; take all your savings and buy some good stock and hold it till it goes up, then se...
WILL ROGERS Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody else.
WILL ROGERS Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for.
WILL ROGERS You've got to go out on a limb sometimes because that's where the fruit is.
WILL ROGERS Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.
WILL ROGERS We will never have true civilization until we have learned to recognize the rights of others.
WILL ROGERS A remark generally hurts in proportion to its truth.
WILL ROGERS Ohio claims they are due a president as they haven't had one since Taft. Look at the United Stat...
WILL ROGERS Chaotic action is preferable to orderly inaction.
WILL ROGERS The difference between a Republican and a Democrat is the Democrat is a cannibal they have to live o...
WILL ROGERS When should a college athlete turn pro? Not until he has earned all he can in college as an amateur.
WILL ROGERS A man only learns in two ways, one by reading, and the other by association with smarter people.
WILL ROGERS Live in such a way that you would not be ashamed to sell your parrot to the town gossip.
WILL ROGERS People's minds are changed through observation and not through argument.
WILL ROGERS We can't all be heroes, because somebody has to sit on the curb and applaud when they go by.
WILL ROGERS The movies are the only business where you can go out front and applaud yourself.
WILL ROGERS I bet after seeing us, George Washington would sue us for calling him 'father.'
WILL ROGERS Democrats are the only reason to vote for Republicans
WILL ROGERS Anything important is never left to the vote of the people. We only get to vote on some man; we neve...
WILL ROGERS Golf is good for the soul. You get so mad at yourself you forget to hate your enemies.
WILL ROGERS Prohibition is better than no liquor at all.
WILL ROGERS Ancient Rome declined because it had a Senate, now what's going to happen to us with both a Hous...
WILL ROGERS If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year with it in your pockets, a...
WILL ROGERS Diplomats are just as essential to starting a war as soldiers are for finishing it... You take diplo...
WILL ROGERS If the other fellow sells cheaper than you, it is called dumping. 'Course, if you sell cheaper t...
WILL ROGERS I am not a member of any organized party--I am a Democrat.
WILL ROGERS Parades should be classed as a nuisance and participants should be subject to a term in prison.
WILL ROGERS An economist's guess is liable to be as good as anybody else's.
WILL ROGERS Noah must have taken into the Ark two taxes, one male and one female. And did they multiply bountifu...
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